Friday free for all is the time of the week when I take a break from movie news and post videos of people falling down or cats doing silly things. And that’s what makes the internet great. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.
I admire the makers of this video’s subtlety. Just a little theme music and… oh, because they look like Darth Vader, get it?? See, me, I probably would’ve hit one of the priest’s in the nuts with a fish. What can I say, I can’t resist the easy jokes.
BONUS FREE FOR ALL! After the jump, meet a lady who makes purses out of cat fur.
As an added challenge, try not to laugh every time someone says “shaved Persian”.
DO YOU LIKE MY PURSE?? IT’S MADE OUT OF PUSSY HAIR!! OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *shoots self in head*
[via FailBlog and GiggleSugar. God I hate that name.]
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I make friendship bracelets out of my pubes. Guess what everyone’s getting for Christmas.
Now this is a pussy purse – I present the Velvet Vulva, just in time for Hanukkah:
http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm
Guess who is a forshak lapping kotal AND got loaded at lunch?
*double finger guns at Himself*
QAPLAH!
Wait, you blow dry the shaved Persian? I’ve been doing it all wrong.
I hope those purses are big enough for a case of Benadryl and a big can of wolf repellent.
In related news, I have a leather jacket made from human flesh.
Shaved Persians: AKA Iranian Hare Krishnas.
Donk, wouldn’t they be Hairless Krishnas?
I made a Fleshlight lined with coyote pelt….
WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL!?!?
She is spinning pussy hair into gold.
I tried asking that to the orange-wearing asshole at the airport but all he said is “fuck off, I’m trying to get this runway repaved”.
Wait, are they outside cat purses or inside cat purses?
R.I.P Pondering Cat
I make mobiles for babies’ cots using live bats.
You just wait until she expands her business and starts accessorizing. Brings a whole new meaning to “The Cat in the Hat”.
This purse will not be available for use for approximately one week out of every month.
As far as I’m concerned, there’s only two things that pussy hair is good for:
1) flossing steak out of my teeth
and
2) freaking me the fuck out
I’ve got a wallet made from “material” I purchased from a retired Moyle. If I rub it just right, it turns into a suit case.
“First the cat is thoroughly washed. Some like it; some don’t. Then the cat is given a blow job.”
WHAAAAAAAAAA??
That was nice of him to sell it to you at a discount, Stoney. Did you leave him a tip?
Cat fur purses are usually very understated and stylish unless somebody starts waving a laser pointer around.
I know I’ll never win one, but can the next CoTW winner get the Velvet Vulva hat as a prize? Pleaaaaassseeeeee….
I swear to Kahless it said “job” and not “dry” on my computer. Youtube is fucking with me, meng.
my velvet vulva purse goes great with my wolf shirt.
Hubba hubba.
I hope those cat purses are fe-lined.
P.S. Fuck you
purse-snatcher, cat-burglar, what’s the difference?
After the success of her pussy purses, she is now expanding her business and is looking for a beaver weaver.
They should have zoomed in on the cat’s face and played a dramatic pipe organ flourish when his owner said, “When it’s time to put him down”
Fek, see new comment in the Preggo-Vampirific-Melissa Midwest post. You know where.
BTK, if anybody else doesn’t know where you are missing out on some severely fucked up shit!
I noticed that they failed to mention my ingenious invention to keep beverages colder longer.
The coochy coozie*
*Not to be used as a marital aid by any Drunkard.
Who let the cat out of the cat bag?
I hope they didn’t get their paws on Rapey Cat.
Has anybody bothered to ask the really important question about the cat purse?
Why so serious?
Hey, nice purrrrrrse.
ohai – I in ur purz, holdin ur stuffz
Whatever you do, avoid spilling white paint down the center of your new black purse. The French dude with the skunk attache will be all over you.
TRUE STORY: I once snuck into a girl’s cabin at a summer camp and when I put my hand down the front of her pants, it was like a fucking pube party with special guests Chewbacca and Cousin It hosting.
The next morning they kicked her out of the camp.
Moral: Pussy hair gets you kicked out of camp, dipshit.
New up
Hey, does anyone know where the “un-tell your hairy fingerbang story” button is?
I will be your Father Vader… till the end of time.
That last fat lady in the video named her pussy “smelly”
WTF?