This is an Italian ad for Alfa Romeo, whose spokesman is apparently an anthropomorphic sloth. Although he’s not shanking your mom with a pterodactyl dick bone or hiring a dog to burn down a hospital as I’ve heard sloths are wont to do, there’s something inherently awesome about him. Is it the necktie? I think it’s the necktie. Animals in neckties = always awesome (except for penguins – cuz they’re already wearing tuxedos, lol ;-P).
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[Thanks to Bestweekever for finding this]
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Baby…ruth!!!
Vince, please put down the eggnog and back slowly away from the computer……
When The Mighty Feklahr was in high school, there was a Beatles cover band named “3 Toed Sloth and Son”. One of the guys in the band used to tyr to hang around Him and His best friend Jim when He went to comic book stores. This band kid would ask gay questions like, “Is this comic valuable? It’s the first appearance of NINJAK! LOL!”
There’s nothing worse than a comic afficiendo wannabe!
I can think of something worse.
Penguins don’t wear neckties because they suck at autoerotic asphyxiation.
The only thing that could make this more disturbing is if he’d slipped her the tongue in that kissing scene.
And yes I agree. Vince…you need help dear. Serious help. I can see you becoming a fuzzy kinkster in the future. Don’t go down that road dude, only pain and regret can be found at its end.
I have a sloth tattooed on my lower back. my ex-Laotian lover had me put it there and promised she’d love me forever, but once i brought her dad over for a Christmas visit in 1999, but sodomized me and used the sloth as a cum target.
In response of Alfa Romeo’s use of a three-toed sloth in their commercials, Jaguar is in talks to get a four-fingered LeBeouf to shill for their company.
This reminds me of that Lewis Black bit about commercials that make no sense.
“Two rabbits are on a log. One goes home and hangs himself. … ‘Buy a bike.’”