DRAGONBALL HAS MORE AWESOME POSTERS
12.11.08
Fox just released some new Dragonball Evolution posters, and God bless ‘em, the movie still looks like it was made ten years ago in Japan. The spiky hair, the special effects, the unintentionally funny grimacing – they’ve set Asian stereotypes back at least ten years. Dragonball is basically to Asian stereotypes what McDonald’s commercials are to black stereotypes.
“Yo, dawg, we gone hit up Mickey D’s or what?” “Hells yeah, foo, we gone be hungry after we finish breakdancin and singin this rap song about basketball.”
[via IGN, obviously]
Hooray for McDonald’s commercials! Too bad I couldn’t find the one with Rollerblade basketball. That one was clearly a misfire.
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In the Goku poster he’s holding Shaftnball
I like the one with the 3 Asian chicks. It’s not tentacle porn, but it’s getting there.
The chicks have way too many clothes on to make this any good.
WTF with the McDonald’s commercials? A 2-in-1 post? Subliminal Dragonball images?
Oh I get it now, it’s an allegory! Or simile? Or metaphor? Hyperbole?
And no, I don’t bother to read most of the original posts, I’m a busy man and I don’t have time to read. Or think.
I thought black people just robbed the McDonalds’….
The ACLU was behind bringing evolution into the school system, evolution is a fantasy. Charles Darwin himself said so. He said that if anyone could ever prove that a one celled organism is anything more than a globe all his observations would prove invalid. This has been proven and to great detail. Hey, you want to believe you evolved from a monkey more power to you but don’t try forcefeeding that crap down anyone elses throat. It is a theory,not a fact. Intelligent design or creation makes alot more sense then monkey kin. For anyone to say what this author has said means they are an evolutionist and have not looked al ALL the evidence.
“Goku, we need you!”
Goku: “Woah, wait! I have to put on my bracelets!”
PD-No, they rob the KFC so they can eat at Micky Deez.
So, Goku is going to be really good at math, right?
I seriously can’t decide if I’m more sick of Dragonball or Watchmen at this point.
Fuck the noise. Dis right here is the greatest Mickey Deez commercial of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac
George F’N Costanza rapping about the McDLT. Brilliant!
Also setting back Asian stereotypes 10 years? Asians.
I couldn’t give a fuck about this movie – guess no one over six years old does – but goddamn i could murder a fucking burger right now. Thanks.
I’m setting Aslan back to about 1:30 central time. I just ate red beans and rice for lunch.
I blame the blacks for the tangy McRib being only seasonal.
I also blame them for everything.
The poster with the 3 Asian chicks, the guy and the glowing ball looks like a Vietnam-era public service ad for safe sex: “G.I. Joes! If you have unprotected sex with Saigon hookers, your testicles will feel like they are on fire!”
What I like watching in the coomercials that cater to blacks on BET…
“Nigga, it’s the Sham-Wow!”
Sorry I meant “coonmercials”.
I’m feeling really racist today.
Where’s the “Golan-Globus” logo?
10 years ago in Japan or by a 10 year old Japanese kid?