Homophobic Turtle sees nothing wrong with flexing and grimacing… though his shell feels harder all of a sudden.
I’m cautiously optimistic about the Wolverine movie. But it’s hard not to notice that the new trailer has more grimacing and flexing in it than Everybody Does Raymond (great flick, btw). I know Wolverine’s supposed to be a really manly dude and all, but there’s a fine line between acting really manly and acting like a gay cocktease. I mean… so I’ve heard. From a homosexual. Who I stress, I’m just friends with. GRRR, WRESTLING PARTNER!
Also: Fox made this. Ruh roh. (Video below)
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That’s it. We won’t be hearing from any of the Drunkettes today except for what they can type on the left side of the keyboard.
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Looks like there’s gonna be a fuel shortage in Canada when Al fires up the arsenal.
You know, when they cast Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in the first X-Men movie, I was like, “What?! Wolverine’s not supposed to be tall and sexy!”
But then I saw the movie. And now I don’t care. ‘Cause I’d hit it.
And this movie comes out the day before my birthday. Happy birthday indeed!
I tried to grow my beard out all cool looking like that, but i ended up looking more like Cain from those old “House of Mystery” comic books than Wolverine.
He looks less like an imposing superhero than someone who desperately needs more fiber in his diet.
And you won’t be hearing from me for a while because I have to go finish my Christmas shopping.
And, no, that is NOT a euphemism for anything dirty.
Did you hear that?
Al just came.
Jesus, we just lost power in Florida for 10 minutes. Must’ve been a multiple.
Let the Wolvie hit the floor…
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I’d like to frost his buns…errr I mean, I’d like to dip those cookies..no…um…I’d like a nutter butter peanut butter sandwich cookie, I’m married Mr. Jackman.
Dor sho gha! It’s more humid that a Borg cube in here…and what smells like fish?
Looks pretty good. Oh, so does the trailer. Don’t fucking judge me.
Don’t let that Homo Turtle end up on his back around me…..
If everytime I masturbated I had to worry about getting excited and getting a claw in the thigh, I’d be angry all the time too.
If Wolvie didn’t have that mutant healing shit working for him, he’d be dead from hypertension-related illness before he hit 50.
If I was a film exec and wrote the Jackman/Wolvie contract. I’d make sure I change all the mentions of “clause” to “claws.”
I’m troubled by Wolvie’s use of “jazz claws.”
Wanna talk about irony? What are the odds that the first chick of the day that I wanna BTK has the last name Rayder?
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Wolverine is a cutter.
Erswi, I call it destiny.
Banner pic: “ATTICAAAAAAAA!”
Where does that lead erswi? I don’t know if its safe to click on at work.
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If Snickers don’t change their add campaign to “Snikters” during these movies’ release then, well, they’re gay.
DAMN and to think I nearly missed this. You with your fancy schmancy time zone.
Good to see Butterbean back in the ring after his stint on Jackass. Always good when a top level athlete makes a comeback!
I own the largest theater in this town but I only ever play music videos for “Stand & Deliver” and “Prince Charming.”
I call it the “ADAMANTIUM.”
As long as wolverine has an uncontrollable urge to fuck house cats ill see it
Banner pic: Woverine’s problematic morning wood
new up.
Forget Wolverine. This trailer needs more Deadpool!