12.18.08 DENIS LEARY TALKS DENIS LEARY MOVIES
Denis Leary is promoting his new book in this video by agreeing to share stories about the films he’s done.
Demolition Man – giant piece of shit. Wesley Snipes was insane, because he insisted on doing all of his own action stuff. And then they’d wait until they’d wrapped him, and then they’d have the stunt guy come in and have him redo all the action stuff. Sylvester Stallone had his own driving range, and a golf pro on set all 17 hours a day while filming.
The Ref – greatest Christmas movie ever made [Editor’s Note: it is pretty solid.]. The studio, which was Disney, wanted Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold to play the married couple. And that was the day that Ted Demme said, ‘F-ck you’. [and cast Kevin Spacey and Judy Davis, a wise decision IMHO].
Anyway, it’s a good video and I wish more actors (or what have you) would do stuff like this. However, Demolition Man a piece of shit? How dare you, sir. The three shells? Murder Death Kill? Dinners at Taco Bell? John Spartan?? EDGAR FRIENDLY WE HARDLY KNEW YE! …Sorry. But I’d rather people insult my dead grandmother than Demolition Man.
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DENIS LEARY TALKS DENIS LEARY MOVIES
DENIS LEARY TALKS DENIS LEARY MOVIES
Well, somebody has to.
So Vince, I take it you don’t approve of someone talking shit about the rant Leary goes on in the sewer? I might as well shut up now.
Dollars to donuts Willem Dafoe goes on a crossdressing killing spree to find out who cast him in Operation: Dumbo Drop.
The Ref was a pretty good movie. Demolition Man wasn’t too bad of a popcorn action flick. Sandra Bullock in stretch pants doesn’t hurt either. I mean, it hurt my hand but that’s because I like it rough.
Did he mention how he owes his whole career to ripping off Bill Hicks? Until he does, I don’t care about this shit.
Judgment Night had the greatest soundtrack of all time.
Not even the though of Sandra Bullock AS stretch pants makes her attractive to me.
So Vince, I take it you don’t approve of someone talking shit about the rant Leary goes on in the sewer? I might as well shut up now.
I’m not saying there isn’t ample opportunity to nitpick – after all, I don’t think it’s good per se, just that it’s awesome, if that makes any sense.
It is certainly one of those movies I’ll get caught up watching anytime it’s on. I just found Leary fucking annoying in that scene. Let him rant during his standup, not while Stallone’s eating a rat-burger.
The best part of Demolition Man was the endless supply of cheezy Brave New World references.
As someone who has seen Sandra Bullock up close, in stretch pants, separated by the floor between our treadmills, I can say . . . not too shabby.
The best part about Demolition Man was Stallone’s list of other things to call sex.
The Hunka Chunka, indeed.
Ohm’wait…
Was she a great big fat person?
I’m a fan of the cheesy one liners “Phoenix, you’re on TV”. Of course he says this as he’s swinging a Tv at him.
Another annoying but hilariously bad bit: ILLUMINATE!
Rexy,
No, but I went home directly after a “put the lotion in the basket”. If you know what I am saying.
Sorry, I don’t even know what I am saying.
“3 seashells: Tastier than you think”
Ohmreck moisturizes is what we’re supposed to learn from all this.
The Mighty Feklahr would rather insult Demolition Man than His dead Grandmother…*sniffle*
Time to Out-Durst Fek!
More like Dennis “Queery”!
Am I right or am I write?
*extends hand for handshake*
New up, Pendejos!
You know what should be insulted….
Bromance.
I kinda was expecting the “old” Leary:
“It was a fucking shitty movie!! Itwasafuckingshittymovie, itwasafuckingshittymovie, It. Was. A. FUCKING!! SHITTY!! MOVIE!!”
Who’s The Man had the most epic Leary freakout ever.
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