12.31.08 CRANK 2: BOOBS, SWEAR WORDS & THE STATH
Happy new year indeed. Crank 2 has finally showed the world how you make a red band trailer (video slightly NSFW for language and brief nudity). Keep an eye out for the Jenna Haze cameo. Statham commentary to follow.
Oi, cunts, da Staf ‘ere. Oy donno if you cunts rememba, but a whoile back, dis French cunt wiz troyin ta say dat da Staf’s characta in da Transpor’a pahts one an two wiz gaiy. Now, whoilst da Staf ain’ got nuffin against da gaiys, if a cunt calls da Staf gaiy, Oy’s ain’ got no choice but ta do everyfing in moy powa ta prove da cunt wrong, now doesn’ dey? So dat’s whin Oy stah’ed callin’ cunts on da fone an sayin’, “Oi. Moy naime ees Chev Chelios, an’ todaiy’s da day Oy doy.” Oi, you cunts rememba dat movie, donnit? Roighto, so long story fock’n short, Oy’s doin’ anuvva Chev Chelios movie, an’ dis toime, oy’s shaggin da birds roight on da camera. So if some cunt comes along an troys ta say dat da Staf is a gay, you kin just point to da fock’n screen an say, “Oi, cunt, if da Staf is gay, den whoy ‘as ‘e got ‘is dong stuck in dat bird?” An’ da cunt’ll probly feel well stupid, cuz what koinda gay ‘as got ‘is knob inna bird?
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CRANK 2: BOOBS, SWEAR WORDS & THE STATH
CRANK, BOOBS, SWEAR WORDS & THE STATH
That shit sounds like my Christmas list this year.
I’d like to be able to tag people who put those big ass spacers in their earlobes with a tracking device so I could see what they look like when they’re 50 and have them tied up like a chin strap.
I put spacers in my pee hole. It’s a hoot at kid parties.
Finally, a trailer with The Stath that I don’t have to feel ashamed when I get a boner while watching it!
If he wants to prove he’s not gay, acting in a movie whose title is a euphemism for a dick probably isn’t a good idea.
Then again, he was in Snatch…
I guess he ran spell check on this, which crashed his computer. And that, kids, is why there’s just now a second post.
My brother said fans of Hunter S. Thompson are gays. Or into drugs. I asked where he got that from. He said the internet. So there may be veracity to his claim. Regardless, I will not be seeing this Crank movie.
Shazam. They should just get it over with and give this trailer the Nobel Prize for Awesome.
There is a Nobel Prize for Awesome, right? I think Linus Pauling won it.
Vy am I dripping wis goo?
floggehat, tell your brother he’s a dick-hole with a spacer in it, and it runs in the family.
Kisses.
Liongate took the video and my asshole cherry.
Being raped by lions isn’t as cool as it sounds.
I will smoke this movie out of a lightbulb
More like LionsGAYte
See what I did there? I took the part of the word that sounds like “gay” and actually spelled gay.
Jimmys_Mits would be fucking STOKED!
To be really honest, the last time Jenna Haze was on monitor. I had a dick in my hand.
Yes. It was mine, fag-o
I was thinking about getting ear gauges in my ears the other day, but then I decided that dicks do NOT belong in my ear lobes.
A dick in the hand is worth two in the bush.
?
My question is:
Can you kill two birds with one dick?
Only if you don’t go off half-cocked.
Hey, forshak-hut dwelling yIntaghs! BONG!!!!!!!!!!!
Dayquil > Feklahr :(
Katie Holmes, Fek? Really?
Ur scrapbooking comment made Him ROFLKOTAL!
HAHA! Good. :)
New Years with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin? Where did they come up with that idea? Anderson Cooper is a middle adged teenager, and if you cut off Kathy Griffins penis, she transforms into Andy Dick.
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