Sylvester Stallone called Harry from AICN this morning to report some new details about the already awesome-sounding The Expendables:
[Former] UFC Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture has been added to the movie’s cast, joining the already announced Jason Statham, Jet Li, and Dolph Lundgren. Forrest [sic] Whittaker has also been cast in the film, which rolls this March in Brazil. Oh, and look for Jet Li to fight Dolph Lundgren.
Jesus Christ. I might have to lift weights before I go see this movie. Naturally, I asked The Stath what he thought of his new co-star.
Oi, cunts, da Staf’ ‘eah. Oi: so dey fink dis cunt’s some koinda foighta, now does dey? Roight – punchin cunts is one fing, but da fit birds ain’ even gonna notice if ‘e ain’ got a propa sazz wagon or a BMX boicycle. Aldough Oy must admit, Oy do loike da cunt’s shoiny fock’n sazz belt. Oy should definitely get one a dose. Only problem wif belts is dat da birds is usually troiyin ta get moy trousahs down, not ‘old ‘em up, now doesn’ dey?




Still, you add up all these guys and you STILL don’t get half of an Ahnold.
Chong Li! Chong Li! Chong Li!
Finally, they added an actor.
The IOC is adding this movie to its list of banned performance-enhancers.
UFC Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture has been added to the movie’s cast
Ummmm… I hate to bring up a sore spot, but didn’t he lose the title?
Lince, as a UFC afficionado I would have thought that you would’ve included a [sic] after “UFC Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture”.
So far, i like this casting much better than “Inglourious Basterds”, though i do hope they bring Tia Carrere in as the damsel in distress.
eff you, pepper man!
I would totally knock Couture’s girlfriend/wife/whatever out, just to have the honor of being beaten half to death by Captain America.
Jesus, who’s writing the dialog for this flick – Chewbacca?
Good catch, you cunts. I was too busy thinking in Stathamese to catch errors in the quote.
I look at that picture of Stallone and I wonder how he didn’t blow his fucking brains out.
I said it before. Couture wasn’t all that bad when he guest starred on The Unit. (save the fucking dick jokes) Honestly, after Statham, he probably has the best acting chops of the group. Granted, that’s like saying next to Donk’s, my cock is the next biggest, but anyway.
Next to be added to the cast: the Rock and that fat guy that tossed Vinnie Jones around
UFC 92 is going to be fucking tits.
Just sayin’.
Must be some sort of special Monday
Half naked Statham & Jackman :)
I loving today
Banner pic: Five dolla! Five dolla foot looooong!
UCF ’09 is gonna suck tits.
Just sayin’. *cough* Burnsy *cough*
I just feel honored to have my dick compared to Jason Statham. Now that you mention it, they do both look better bald and like to work topless…
Jeeeesus click licking christ!
I clicked on that pic of Sylvester and 1985 ran up and kicked me in the junk.
Wow, J. I come here to avoid my shitty life.
It is an awesome day for the Drunkettes.
Jo I’m so sorry! Don’t email ignore! I’ll make you whatever you want!
Danny Trejo after watching UFC 91: Joo see? Couture is overrated!
Millions of pairs of sweatpants with writing on the ass were seen covered in tears in dumpsters the next day.
I looked at that pic of Stath, and his manliness made me grow 7 more pubes, justalikadat!
Hey! What about me Al! I want you to make me sleepy. And you know the best way to make a guy sleepy, duncha?
Correct! A meatloaf sandwich.
They keep adding actors that sound like retards to this cast and they’re going to have to change the title to ‘The Durrrrrrr-ey Dozen’
New up. Fer da ladies. Again.