Happy Monday (that’s an oxymoron, LOL!1!), FilmDrunkards.  Last week’s Comments of the Week winner will be receiving a brand new The Wackness DVD (trailer here).  Starring Josh Peck, Olivia Thirlby, and Ben Special K Kingsley, it’s a 90s period piece about a dope-smoking psychologist (Kingsley) who starts paying his young dealer in therapy sessions (Peck), only to watch him fall for his teenage daughter (Thirlby).  I’ve supposedly got a review copy on its way to me, I’ll post my review as soon as it gets here.

As always, the way this works is, when a commenter makes a comment worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of this post.  I’LL pick the winner from among the nominees next Sunday/Monday. (Often, like today, the winner gets a prize).  FYI, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section.

Let’s begin with the runners up. From the Encounters at the End of the World thread, I enjoyed the hell out of RoboPanda‘s Werner Herzog impression (is that obscure enough for you guys?  Good.):

RoboPanda says, “Zis is the albino pigmy seal, ze mutter and ze baby. When fully grown, zey are almost as intimidating as ze chickens. I had zis remembrance of ze chicken* when I look at ze mutter albino pigmy seal and zen I shotgun blast it to ze face. Und now we zoom in ze camera on the albino pigmy seal baby. Look at it so sad now. Nothingness. Der is no explaining. Mutter ist tot.  (* He has an issue with chickens. Seriously.)”

Next up, Rexy, from the Remake of The Crow thread:

Rexy says, “‘Whereas Proyas’ original was gloriously gothic and stylized, the new movie will be realistic, hard-edged and mysterious, almost documentary-style,” Norrington told Daily Variety‘ – Just what we need now. Crowverfield.

From the same thread:

MaxwellDemon says, “In this real estate market, it would be scarier if they made The Escrow. Caw caw, your credit sucks!”

From the Second-Life Movie thread:

Donkey Hodey says, “My Second-Life character, F-ckstrong McArmorballs spends all of his time playing as his Third-Life character, Joey Meta.”

From the Eddie Murphy Rumored for The Riddler thread:

Stinky Peet says, “They originally cast John Leguizamo in that role, but test audiences kept asking why half of the question marks on his unitard were upside down.”

From the Happy Holidays from Black Dynamite/Michael Jai White Invented Jai Alai thread:

Jacktion! says:

You motherfucka
I am gonna kick yo’ ass
You are fuckin’ dead

That’s a Jai-ku

Well played.  From the Frank Stallone Reality Show thread:

Rotwangchung says, “I imagine the show’s just gonna be Frank driving around trying to pick up low-cost hookers: IROC of Love”

And of course it wouldn’t be Comments of the Week without an appearance by my hetero life partner Chodin.  From the Grey’s Anatomy Video Game thread:

chodin says, “I’ve already got the cheat code for this game: Up+Down+Left+Right+Gun+Forehead+Suicide+Nobody+Will+Miss+You”

Which brings us to… THIS WEEK’S WINNING COMMENT. From the Jeremy Piven is a Liar thread:

Mark It Zero says:

“Holy shit. Piven’s bringing back the braided belt.
*Runs to closet, opens army footlocker*
Come to daddy boys!”

What can I say, it just had that special something winning comments are made of.  Thanks to everyone who commented and nominated, and Mark it zero, send me your address to collect your DVD.