Morning, folks.  Christmas is over and you know what that means: back to watching your ass get fatter while your life slips away one Power Point slide at a time.  Anyway, welcome back.  To hell.  I don’t have any sweet DVDs to award this week, probably because the PR reps are all on vacation, but since I’m such a nice guy I’ve so many sins to atone for, I’m buying this week’s winner this sweet Danny Trejo shirt.

As always, the way this works is, when a commenter makes a comment worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of this post.  I’LL pick the winner from among the nominees next Sunday/Monday. (Often, like today, the winner gets a prize).  FYI, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section.

On to the runners up:

From Astro Boy and the Unintentionally Sexy Tagline:

Rotwangchung says, “Astro Boy’s arch enemy is Michael Jackson with a butterfly net.”

Michael Jackson jokes are so five years ago, but bonus points for imagery.  From the Merry Christmas from Lonestar thread:

The Mighty Feklahr says, “After this photoshoot, the guys from Lonestar held hands, wakeboarded, ran on the beach, mountain-biked, and took their Valtrex.”

From the Unintentionally Telling Quote about The Spirit thread:

Stone Soup says, “I once was Frank Miller’s partner for a game of Pictionary. We lost, mainly because he refused to show his drawings until he finished shading them in.”

In other news, “unintentionally” has unintentionally become the word of the day. From the Spooner Trailer thread:

Charlie Br0nze says, “Secret cancer? Is that like Secret Santa? I gave one colleague some Cesium-137 this year.”

Again from the Merry Christmas from Lonestar thread:

Pauly Dangerously says, ““I think they took the ‘Don we now our gay apparel’ line waaaaay too seriously.”

And again from the Spooner Trailer thread (boy, I really could’ve organized this better couldn’t I):

Rotwangchung says, “Personally, I’m a ‘sporker.’ Basically, it means I’ll spoon a fat chick until she farts.”

From the Push Still Looks Shitty thread:

Reluctantflux says, “So Dakota Fanning’s power is that she can see the future…but it’s just a “possible” future. If they do things differently, then her ‘vision’ may not come true? So…in other words…she just has a f-cking imagination.”

And first runner up goes to B.K., from the Christmas Links thread:

B.K. says, “Courtesy Handjob is my Indian name.” [Editor's Note: You had to be there.]

And the WINNER, of the Danny Trejo shirt is…. Burnsy.  More for a consistently high level of funny than for any one comment in particular.  Here’s a sampling:

From the Fast and Furious/4 Fast 4 Furious/Fast and Fourious thread: Burnsy says, “Paul Walker prepares for roles by watching Keanu Reeves movies at half speed.”

From the Astro Boy and the Unintentionally Sexy Tagline thread: Burnsy says, “‘“NAMBLA-influenced’ appears six times on my resume.

From the Crazy Cheetah Lady thread: Burnsy says, “A cat that wants to eat Chinese food is like a French person that wants to eat pussy.”

Xenophobia and homophobia all in one simile *kisses fingertips*.  Congratulations to Burnsy and all.