…with their MONEY! And their BIG NOSES!
After the jump, I’ve got your daily update about what the Satanic Jews of Hollywood (great name for a band, btw) are up to from Louis Farrakhan. Apparently they’ve been busy: putting out American Gangster, taking over BET, giving shows to the Kings of Comedy, drinking the blood of infants, etc.
“But you gonna take Denzell… One of our BRIGHTEST stars… That you gave an OSCAR to… NOT FOR THE MOVIE MALCOLM X [Editor's Note: You mean that guy you helped kill?]… Not for the movie THE BONE COLLECTOR… Yoooooooouuuuuu gave him an Oscar for playing a corRUPted black policeman. …You didn’t give Halle Berry an Oscar for her many wonderful roles… [Editor’s Note: ...such as?] But you gave her an Oscar for her nasty little role with a white man.”
See, everything sounds profound if you just shout three words and then pause for ten seconds. THIS MORNING! ….I awoke …FROM A SLUMBER! …I was hungOVER! …and I had …an enormous BOWEL MOVEMENT! He’s basically Christopher Walken with a conspiracy complex and a busted volume control. And officially the last person in the country who remembers The Bone Collector.
[Thanks to WorldStarHipHop]
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I almost converted to Islam mainly because i love the bow tie look, but i didn’t because even though i loked cool, bean pie tastes like shit, and i’m no coprophagist, ya feel me?
“And you gave Cuba Gooding Jr. an Oscar, not for his role as a cross dressing dick smoker in BOAT TRIP, but for being a loud mouthed, egocentric, greedy, self-centered, selfish, professional athlete in JERRY MAGUIRE!”
Wait, that’s about right.
SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!
Did somebody say
Cesar Romerocross dressing dick smoker???“$1, Mortimer.”
For the record, I didn’t mind the Bone Collector.
Is that the one where Houston was trying to fuck 500 guys in one sitting? (pun intended)
[Editor’s Note: ...such as?]
Fine time to act like you don’t love Catwoman and B*A*P*S, Vince.
I’m sure Louie was referring to Halle’s incredible performance in Swordfish when she showed her tits to Hugh Jackman.
Side note, does Chakakhan here hate ALL white people or are Australians and British people exempt?
Her use of a body double for the stripper scenes in The Last Boyscout were the stuff of legend, Vince. You betta reconize!!!
was/were/whatthefuckever
There’s a new up… unless you guys want to hang around and marvel at J’s durst.
By the way, the Order of Satanic Jews meets every Tuesday evening at Temple Beth Shalom (Reformed). Just follow the signs and smell of bacon-wrapped-shrimp to the basement conference room. This week’s topic – how to piss off Spike Lee.
He doesn’t even know Hughley’s first name! OK, neither do I, but he goes by D.L.
“Brothers and sisters, HAVE you seen the movie CAPOTE? Just CURIOUS.”
The Bone Collector is my Porno Name.
Lucas may have brought heroin but he also gave us Ewoks. Did Barack create Ewoks? No he didn’t.
I’m not sure if he was talking about G. Lucas, I stopped paying attention at the 2 min mark.
Any movie starring Angelina Jolie is a Bone Collector.
So the Jews are taking over black peoples’ shit? Thank God, I’ve always wondered what original recipe tasted like on a bagel.
heheh, BAPS. The Bone Collector; he collects bones.