This is the Japanese commercial directed by Wes Anderson and starring Brad Pitt that’s been going around the internet recently. As you can see, it’s clearly an homage to Jacque Tati (who’s sort of like the French Charlie Chaplin). Pitt buys a nectarine, helps push start a stalled car, dodges a team of bicyclists, waves at some boy scouts, and then takes a picture of a shirtless lady. I know, I know, it’s really hard to watch without thinking to yourself, “F-ck, I should put my money in that bank!”
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Jennifer Aniston’s reaction to the commercial was, “Oh, they ask me to babysit Zahara and Pax all the time! Ha ha ha! [cuts self].”
Ummmmm……
Then Brad looked at the picture on his camera, started daydreaming about stabbing the naked lady, and proceeded to jerk off in the middle of the street, before purchasing another nectarine, pushing a stalled car, dodging some bicyclists, waving at some boyscouts, etc. It was then Wes realized he was really doing an homage to Alain Robbe-Grillet.
@Robo–that was me jerking off in the street. If Brad whips his dong out in public, bitches be fighting over it before he can start to stroke. It’s a blessing and a curse.
Le Petite Tramp?
I prefer the ad for Quak Dong’s Happy Fun Time Creme-Filled Squid Balls Number 1! that was basically just Miley Cyrus getting tentacle raped.
Interesting tactic dressing Brad in all yellow to make him look more Japanese.
The Mighty Feklahr is proud to announce that JHC has won the first “Out Durst Feklahr Game” with this beaut:
“Which actor (that has made a movie in the past ten years and is less than 50 years old) would durst the lead role of the Crow Remake the worst?
Dor sho gha! What a conundrum…The Mighty Feklahr feels compelled to say:
Shia LeBarf”
JHC-”Larry The Cable Guy”
Yowza! Since LTCG is kind of a “Durst Trump Card”, he is officially removed from the deck now, but it doesn’t keep JHC from being King of the Proverbial Mountain of Jizz-Stained Sheets for a few hours!
If you disagree with this ruling, please send any and all complaints/gay pics to: Lance@filmdrunk.com
Fek, what do you mean proverbial?
I think he looks full of lemony goodness.
Fuck! I was too late. But I’d say, Jay Leno. He’s under 50, ya?
Nope, he’s 58.
See, this is why I love this place.
Can someone who watched that Kanye video over there please explain how they could make more than 150 comments and never once suggest that Kanye turn his head away from the mic when he takes a breath?
Donk-it’s only proverbial because we haven’t made our beds yet this morning (we being the Filmdrunkards).
Peet, you want an entire blog full of slack-jawed mouth breathers to make that determination? I think you see now where the problem lies.
Just stay away from Over There and you’ll be fine.
That stack of cash with the googly eyes from the Gieco commercials?
Fek, I almost mentioned Swayze for the contest but he’s like 56.
Hell, why not get Swayze? They can called it Crowed House.
Fek, that’s because we understand that if you make your bed you have to lie in it; but, if you don’t bother, you can always see about cuddling up with Vance.
It’s good to know that in any language, Wes Anderson’s films always seem to say “moving through a series of Norman Rockwell pictures”.
VaLince isn’t a cuddler, he’s all about the Cum n go.
{Finger guns to midwest five}
Is “put my money in that bank!” a euphemism for getting your shit pushed in?
Isn’t the Midwest Five more like the Midwest Fifteen by now?
They breed faster the we in the elitist Left Coast Three.
Hey, we’re the Midwest 3 cuz we cain’t count!
We Midwesterners multiply like rabbits.
Wait, no. It’s we Midwesterners fuck rabbits
*picks up blade of grass and makes a whistle*
Probably
Fuckin’Contractor Mike, but we can’t spell for fuck. 1,3,a,7,e,o,q, fuck I lost count.Isn’t erswi trying single handedly to repopulate NOLA?
I may or may not have had a hand in that Crappy. Well, not my hand.
{guffaw}
It’s about fucking time there was a Jacques Tati revival. Christ, i bet there hasn’t been a Monsieur Hulot movie shown on tv in 25 years.
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Hey, I’ve already done my part. Thanks to me (and in small part my wife) the Greater NO population went up by 2 on November 11th.
It’s a Japanese Add, because they’re good at math ya see.
So how much do those Japansy pay Pitt to advertise a Polar Bear keychain?
Brad Pitt just signed up to provide voice acting in a Hentai, “Fuck Club”
In another word:
Pitt buys a nectarine + helps push start a stalled car + dodges a team of bicyclists + waves at some boy scouts + and then takes a picture of a shirtless lady = SoftBank
Pitt’s favorite animal is Nippopotomus.
Oh, come on, it’s from Japan. Of course it doesn’t make sense!
Haha, stereotypes.
One thing for sure, these Pikachus can text messages as fast as dropping the bomb
But does it make… sensei?
*karate chops way to the corner*
I hear Homer Simpson recently opened his own “D’oh-Jo”…
that was apropos of nothing.
the corner smells funny.
That commercial kicked ass. That’s seriously all I got for this.
……..Except for being on board for Miley’s tentacle rape.
Oh, and Midwest 3: MN division represent.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EVERYBODY’S GONE TO BED?!?