The only new movies opening in wide release over the weekend were Punisher: War Zone and Cadillac Records, which finished at numbers eight and nine, respectively (full top ten below). Hopefully they’ll just keep rebooting the Punisher franchise until they get it right – hey, I hear Will Smith’s son is available. Oh yeah, and that godawful abortion Four Christmases landed in the top spot for the second week in a row. First Fred Claus, now this. Congratulations, America, you’ve made it possible for Vince Vaughn to make one shitty movie a year at Christmas time and dick around the other 11 months. Which is great for Vince Vaughn and the manufacturers of home pregnancy and STD tests, but bad for we the viewers. All I want for Christmas is good Vince Vaughn movies, and to not get STDs. Is that so much to ask? Please, just say no to Christmas movies. And PCP.
1. “Four Christmases,” $18.2 million.
2. “Twilight,” $13.2 million.
3. “Bolt,” $9.7 million.
4. “Australia,” $7 million.
5. “Quantum of Solace,” $6.6 million.
6. “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa,” $5.1 million.
7. “Transporter 3,” $4.5 million.
8. “Punisher: War Zone,” $4 million.
9. “Cadillac Records,” $3.5 million.
10. “Role Models,” $2.6 million.
[via CNN]
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Banner pic-VV taps out on that dude’s BUTT!
After the success of Iron Man, I’d suck Favreau’s dick without being forced to.
What? It was damned good. You don’t want to know what I’d do to Chris Nolan.
Happy Birthday, you Klingon bastard!!!
If Vince Vaughn really wants to hit the jackpot he should hook up with one of those “Twilight” emo-girls for a movie about one-nighter. Set during the Christmas season. In Transylvania.
about ^A one-nighter.
But you knew that.
It’s a sad state of moviegoing affairs when I’m relieved that ‘Four Christmases’ took the top spot because at least it kept ‘Twilight’ out of number one.
I actually heard someone say, “I can’t wait for Four Christmases to come out on DVD.” In related news, I may be posting less frequent for the next 10-15 years.
Lexi Alexander’s Punisher thinks it only got to the eighth spot because it’s carrying extra water weight and looks puffy.
Next year’s sequel will be “Four Miscellaneous Holidays,” a film about 4 wacky guys who celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Eid, and Kwanzaa all at the same time.
QAPLAH! 32 Galacto-years old!
(Galacto-years are like regular years
WITH BLOOD!, but in outer space…ask Lion-O!)Pictured-Lince attends a Circle Jerk Club meeting, much to the chagrin of Chodin…
I’d make a crack about how Favreau’s character is a bad stereotype of MMA athletes and their attire, but sometimes the truth isn’t funny. Just look at those two dudes that own Tap Out. What the fuck?
Oh, sorry I wasn’t here Friday, but I watched that music video, and did you guys notice that the hero smudged his lipstick all over that girl when they kissed???
Yeah Fek . . . qoSlIj DatIvjaj!
Also, bIjatlh ‘e’ yImev!
So I finally got around to watching Tropic Thunder this weekend. Meh…
I didn’t watch any movies this weekend because Saturday was my son’s 11th birthday and we spent it together watching the Total Drama Island marathon on Cartoon Network and making meth in Mountain Dew 2 liter bottles.
Erswi-Yeah? Well…Never Make Fun of a Ferengi’s Mother!
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DOR SHO GHA! GRRRR…MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!
JHC, I can’t tell you what I’d do to Chris Nolan… Court order.
Vince, you have to put up “Jizz in my pants” from this weekend’s SNL. I swear to Christ I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
I can’t find that online, J.
Check on Gorilla Mask, B.
Scratch that. It’s all over YouTube… for at least the next 10 minutes.
Vince, you have to put up “Jizz in my pants” from this weekend’s SNL. I swear to Christ I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
I take orders from no one. But on a totally unrelated note… NEW UP!
I thoroughly enjoyed Punisher Warzone. It’s not nearly the travesty people are making it out to be. I actually applauded a couple of times. For those of you who remember how great Hard R action films from the 80s were, that didn’t bother with stupid things like physics…then you need to see it and enjoy. Stevenson does a great job and my god…you’ll piss yourself when you see Scissor Flip Guy meet his end.
I would say this was a Punisher film done right. Anyone else bother seeing it?