BILL HADER AS CUSTER
12.22.08The Night of the Museum 2 trailer is out and it doesn’t look too awful. It’s got Ben Stiller, Jonah Hill, Amy Adams, Owen Wilson, Eugene Levy, Christopher Guest, Robin Williams, Hank Azaria… pretty much every comedic actor in Hollywood. Hey, it’s easy work and a cash cow. Bill Hader playing Custer is definitely the highlight of the trailer. Bottom line, if you have to take the little poop machines to a dark room in the hopes that they’ll shut up for five seconds, you could do a lot worse. However, be warned, Clint Howard is in this. I heard they had to cut a few of his scenes to get the rating down to a PG.
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They probably shouldn’t put the words “Something huge is about to go down” on the screen right before cutting to Jonah Hill looking at Ben Stiller with those big doe eyes.
I was waiting for Tom Hanks to reprise his role as Nathan Bedford Forrest.
Bottom line, if you have to take the little poop machines to a dark room in the hopes that they’ll shut up for five seconds
I’ve found that the drier works just as well.
If McG directs, there are no fewer than two references to ‘Custer’s Revenge’ in this movie, guaranteed.
What? I don’t turn it on. High.
I was also waiting for Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek.
I am waiting for Jim hanks to reprise his infamous role in Jeeter Buford, from Buford’s Beach Bunnies. Oh and that means “More then Famous”.
Oh, and I am still drunk.
To tell the truth, I really liked the first one and am looking forward to this sequel. To tell a lie, I’m a highly-trained assassin with no qualms about killing women or children.
Eleventy billion dollars.
Giant reanimated Abe Lincoln’s first request was a giant reanimated cock.
I was waiting for Dana Carvey as the Church Lady. What are we doing here?
Owen Wilson ended up in the hour glass because Steve Coogan convinced him it was heroin.
This looks entertaining enough, but then so did the first one and i can’t recall that one having a single gag in it. Schindler’s List had more laughs. And more Jews.
I’d rather watch
an Aries Spears biopicNight at the Museum of Tolerance.Only at the beginning, Chuck….
I guess what I was trying to say is that I’d like to see Jimmy Fallon as Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt.
Upon hearing what the government has done since his presidency, Giant Abe Lincoln leaves a marble turd at the steps of the Capitol Building.
A giant John Wilkes Booth?
New Up Cabrones!
Waitaminute…..Bill Hader?
DOOGAL!
*looks around for Burnsy, sits on a park bench to wait, seasons change, movie ends, credits roll*