BEVERLY HILLS COP 4 DETAILS
12.01.08Murphy congratulates Ratner on his birthday present from grandma
As previously reported, Beverly Hills Cop 4 will team Eddie Murphy with Brett Ratner, because besides a penchant for shitty movies, they both love trannies. Latino Review recently got hold of an early script, written by Derek Haas and Michael Brandt (who’ve worked on scripts for 2 Fast 2 Furious, Wanted, and 3:10 to Yuma).
It’s been 15 years since Axel Foley was last in Beverly Hills, and they needed a good reason to bring him back. That reason comes just a couple of pages into the latest script for Beverly Hills Cop IV (which calls itself Beverly Hills Cop 2009) – Judge Reinhold’s Billy Rosewood takes a leap out the 20th story of the Los Angeles Police HQ. When Axel hears that his former partner and best buddy became sidewalk salad he knows it wasn’t a suicide and he flies to Beverly Hills to get all the facts for himself.
In this movie they mention that they teach his cases at the police academy and that a restaurant had an Axel Foley sandwich on the menu! (It’s been renamed the Timbaland) Axel Foley knows his way around LA better than his new partner on the case who was born there.
That new partner is Goodwin, a fat rookie with low self-esteem who has a crush on a lady cop in the facial recognition department. When he’s not solving the mystery of who tossed Billy out the window, Axel is playing matchmaker with these two. He’s also teaching Goodwin how to be a better cop. It’s like the Axel Foley Finishing School.
Here is the scoop: The studio loves the draft but Eddie Murphy is not too keen on it.
Keep in mind, Eddie Murphy’s last two movies were about Eddie Murphy coming to Earth in an Eddie Murphy-shaped spaceship, and a nerdy Eddie Murphy who’s married to a fat female Eddie Murphy. He’d probably like the script better if, while sent to investigate the disappearance of Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy could fall in love with a hot young rookie cop named Eddie Murphy, get drawn into an Eddie Murphy memorabilia smuggling ring, and eventually have to confront his arch nemesis… Frank Stallone.


Sweet Jebus, kill me now.
Really.
I am not kidding.
“That new partner is Goodwin, a FAT ROOKIE with low self-esteem who has a crush on a LADY COP in the facial recognition department.”
Bingo! Eddie Murphy plays every role!!
Eddie to Brett: “Hey, dincha see MEET THE KLUMMPS or NORBIT? I can play fat! I can play female! I can even play the Judge Reinhold character, trust me!”
Brett to Eddie: “No, we’ve hired Martin Lawrence to play the fat lady cop.”
“…best buddy became sidewalk salad…the mystery of who tossed Billy out the window…”
Nice subliminal advertising to this movie’s target audience.
Jesus, even Judge Reinhold would rather kill himself.
Judge Reinhold would rather jump out of a building than be in this abortion. Because, you know, he’s never done anything embarrassing like masturbating in a pirate suit or anything
Actually, I retract that last comment. I think I might have unfairly offended people that enjoy licking other people’s assholes.
Please god let Reinhold be tossed out the window by fred savage. please please please plrsder.
Ratner tosses the sidewalk salad.
After hitting the pavement, they’ll have to call him Sludge Reinhold
Judge Reinhold was tossed out of the window by his pride.
Bronson Pinchot is disappointed he didn’t get the role of ‘dead guy on screen for 12 seconds’.
They should toss Ratner out the window instead. He’d make a bigger splat.
The final ingredient in this suicide cocktail? Fat rookie cop: Kenan Thompson
When asked about the potential of a new movie starring Eddie Murphy, Spike Jones said “Too many black people in the movies nowadays!”
I wonder if there’s a role in this movie for the greatest TV/movie black cop of them all, Reginald VelJohnson?
He COULD bring Urkel with him to play the “rookie cop.” Now there’s a Dream Team, Eddie and Urkel.
Juan, you’re right that Urkel and Eddie are a Dream Team. That dream was in the Bible. I think it was titled “Revelations”
If Anthony Anderson ends up involved in this, I can at least claim justifiable homicide.
Pictured: Ratner offers to purchase footage of all of Murphy’s funny moments in the past 10 years.
New up, Rattner fuckers.
Judge Reinhold’s only issue with the script is that he’d like the building to be a little taller… just in case.
At night Eddie Murphy fantasizes about Peter Sellers in a bra.