12.12.08 BEST ANONYMOUS TIP EVER
Movie blogs get a lot of emails about “anonymous tips,” and most of the time not only are they not true, they’re pretty lame. Meanwhile, a recent tipster to RopeofSilicon claimed, among other things, that WB is planning a sequel to Yes Man, with Jim Carrey. Not big news in and of itself, but I think you have to admire the guy (or gal)’s style:
Hey there, just got word that an early WB screening went very well and everyone at Warner is very excited for this flick. So excited they have apparently put together an idea for the sequel. I was in the screening and Jim Carrey was there too and he was part of the pitch along with screenwriter Nicholas Stoller and director Peyton Reed who all seemed really excited about their idea.
At the end of Yes Man Jim Carrey’s character is told to kill himself sort of like a dare, but the person that tells him doesn’t know he is saying “Yes” to everything so when Jim steps in front of a bus and dies it is really shocking but also really funny. I mean, the whole movie is funny because he says yes to everything, even like drinking a bunch of Red Bull, which is really funny because he talks really fast just like when people drink a lot of Red Bull. He also does a bunch of things like guitar lessons and stuff.
But when he says yes to killing himself and you think the movie is over you have to wait until after the credits because there is still like 10 minutes of the movie as well as a trailer for Magneto and a special appearance by Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark, which was like OMG kewl.
So anyway, in the scene after the credits Jim Carrey goes to heaven and he’s like tripping and stumbling and EVERYONE is laughing because tripping and stumbling is HI-LARIOUS and he meets God, which is played by… you guessed it! Morgan Freeman!!!!!! So God asks him to do something (i can’t remember what it was) and he waits for a minute and everyone thinks he’s gonna say yes, but he yells, “NO!!!!” God hits a button and Jim drops down a long dark tunnel and lands in this really dark chamber and you see the Devil! The Devil then asks him to do something and he again yells, “NO!!!!” but this time the Devil doesn’t do the button/tube thing… instead he says, “You must go back to Earth and bring about terror and destruction in my name!” He doesn’t give him a chance to say no or yes or anything and just *poof* he’s on Earth. He lands in a diner and you can hear a TV broadcast in the background and you are never gonna believe this… but it’s Evan Baxter from Bruce Almighty! Then it goes black and the Wonder Woman trailer plays and everyone almost peed themselves because of who is playing Wonder Woman… she is sooooo hot and stuff.
Anyway, then they talked about what Yes Man 2 is gonna be about and they said it’s gonna be Carl Allen (Jim Carrey in Yes Man) terrorizing Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey from Bruce Almighty) in a religious battle where Jim will play both characters. It’s gonna be awesome. I told them they should get Steven Spielberg to direct it because that would be awesome.
If you use this post call me WBinsider1984 and trust me I am a VERY legitimate source. i think the name says it all.
Hmm, I think he *might* have been kidding. Wow, Yes Man2, Magneto, Wonder Woman, a Tony Stark cameo, Steven Spielberg – quick, someone get AICN on the phone! God I wish I I’d written that. Instead I just killed some kids once. Wait, what?
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There are 50 comments about:
BEST ANONYMOUS TIP EVER
“Mr. Carrey, are you attempting to cash in on your decade out of date charicature of yourself as a goofy, rubber faced comedian after having realized that you’ve let your audience down for the last 5-10 years?”
I think we all know the answer.
Huh?
Nom – it means you don’t have to wear a suit and tie, but no jeans either. Wear slacks and a button-down shirt.
I have no idea what this post is about.
Needs more air guitar.
Needs more robot fucking. And tigers.
Gee, i wish i could get excited over nothing.
WBinsider1984 = Sexman?
Slacks? Good call, Grandma.
If you use this post call me WBinsider1984 and trust me I am a VERY legitimate source. i think the name says it all.
If I don’t use this post, can I call you DumFucK5h1T4bR4in5?
ps- I blow goat ass at myspace names.
“I can’t wait to see this movie!”
-1993 Pauly
Oh well. *I* thought it was funny.
Wait, what?
Pauly, now that you’re here, take my cock out of your mouth and listen up.
That Jitterbug blast on Juan was brilliant. I don’t think it will win anything, but I nommed it anyway. I think I may have Cactus Fever.
*fans face* It’s getting fuckin’ hot in here.
Oh, it’s funny. Hopefully not entirely true, but funny nonetheless. I’d rather Lucas direct the sequel, personally.
Yeah, but what to YOU know about funny, vince?
I was referring to the overexcitable WBinsider1984 guy, oh sensitive one.
Vonce wouldn’t know funny if it was sitting on his thumb.
No wait, that’s me.
How dare you present us with such drivel, Vince?
I was referring to the overexcitable WBinsider1984 guy, oh sensitive one.
I know. And I was referring to other comments. …PLEASE VALIDATE ME, I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!
Are you double parked?
haha, i thought your *I* was mocking my use of lower case i … Great, now i’m the fucking asshole.
TGIF, amiright? LOL LMAO ROFL A2M!
I hope this kid gets stomach cancer.
In the fucking face.
Seriously though, I know I didn’t explain this very well, but… you guys got that someone made all that up as a joke, right? I thought it was sort of a clever parody.
Wait, so am I an asshole if I knew it was a joke, but would still kinda like to see that made?
You may recognize WBinsider1984 from his other alias, “dude who kills chicks after dinner dates”.
Well, duh.
Made what up?
I honestly wasn’t paying attention and didn’t read it, I just wanted Nominus to know what “casually formal” meant for his Christmas party tonight. Unless that question was in regards to the FurbyCon, in which case he’ll have to ask Chodin.
*folds arms behind head and leans back in chair*
Ask away…
I don’t know whether this person is a huge Orwell fan or a 24-year-old.
This is the stuff prolapse is made of…..
*chodin pulls over to check his joke map*
Where the fuck are we?
I can’t be bothered to read posts anymore.
What are we talking about?
Wait, so this is a joke?
Oh, right Vince…and I suppose next you’re gonna’ tell me that Sexman is a Tom Cruise character.
I asked my girlfriend after high school prom “Just the anonymous tip?” and she went out and fucked some dude on the basketball team.
Vince, you know that when you put up that thing that says “Read the rest of this entry »” it’s like when the newspaper says “Story continued on page A-8″. I say, “Oh well. I guess I’ll never know how it ends.”
Wait, it was a joke and he didn’t include a tranny hooker scenario. Loser.
Fine, I went back and read it all. Now I’m even sorrier.
It was a joke?
Where were the puns?
“The Anonymous Tip” would be a good name for an evil Mohel.
“Story continued on page A-8″
That always makes me go get out ‘Battleship’ from under my bed.
That Jim Carrey banner pic looks just like my buddy who plays hockey.
Is that banner pic Michelle’s ultrasound?
Is this Tipster Glen or Burnsy from earlier this week?
“Anonymous tips” are what you get at Chinese barbecue places.
Friday Free For All up.
Thems fightin words Honkey Dodey.
Now I’ve never faked a movie review, but I did pretend I had a heart murmur once.
If this kid isn’t sitting at his computer right now and jacking off to all these flabbergasted comments, then he’s a dyke.
*puts up hands*
Didn’t mean any disrespect, chelle0, just that I swear I saw Chodin leaving your place with a scotch tape dispenser and a wry smile.
Funny cause it’s true.
New Up!
This sounds like Stranger Than Fiction, but dumber.
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