BELLA JETT AND THE RUNAWAYS
12.03.08Kristen Stewart, who stars in Twilight as Bella Swan (I absolutely cannot keep a straight face while typing that name), will play Joan Jett in The Runaways.
The Runaways were hugely influential as the first successful all-girl hard rock band; its members included guitarists Jett and Lita Ford, drummer Sandy West, singer-keyboardist Cherie Currie and bassist Jackie Fox. The band was brought together in late 1975 by impresario Kim Fowley, who thought a novelty act of teenaged girls performing in leather and lace would be an easy sell, but the girls ended up proving to be serious and influential musicians with songs like “Cherry Bomb.” The band lasted about four years together, falling apart over management and money issues.
The film will revolve around Jett and Currie and follow them from the band’s meteoric rise as teenagers to their dissolution and disillusionment. [THR]
Seems like a bit of a departure for Stewart, who up until now has played the “pretty girl with issues” almost exclusively; the girl all the weirdoes want to bone, like Jena Malone 2.0. She plays most of her roles as awkward and shy – I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but she seems like someone who would give a damn about her bad reputation. *puts on Dunce cap, truffle shuffles out the door with his dick out*








Joan Jett is one of the hottest no tittied chicks i’ve ever seen. and her girlfriend ain’t bad either.
Now she might have to learn the names of some Clash songs just to be safe.
But I am going to hate myself for loving this.
Kristen Stewart doesn’t know where the dime goes.
Hey, remember that one time Justine Bateman and Julia Roberts did this movie. Yeah, me either.
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Bella Jett has a nice ring to it.
Somewhere Pat Benetar is shaking her fist.
Seriously, she hasn’t been able to stop since 1986.
There’s just something about her that bugs me. She holds her mouth shut like she’s really afraid there are flying penises out there.
Lita Ford was the hottest one, if I remember my big-breasted female rockers, and I think I do.
Vance, it took me like 6 whole minutes to have my Digg username sent to my old email that I had to in turn get the old password for. I hope you appreciate the shit we go through for you.
I hope there’s a cameo of Emma Watson as Samantha Fox.
Screw that, tell me more about that lady drummer. She looks like a dude and drums like Animal and I like that!
The film will revolve around Jett and Currie and follow them from the band’s meteoric rise as teenagers to their dissolution and disillusionment.
So it won’t get into their disheartening dishevelment as they work as dishwashers?
Please tell me that at least some of these crucial scenes will be in the movie:
a. shower scene
b. pillow-fight-in-underwear scene
c. lesbian experimentation scene
d. use of musical instruments as sex toys scene
e. trucks and cars turn into fighting robots scene
Uhhh am I doing something adorable? There’s an Asian Chick in the corner of the Digg screen wagging her finger at me and trying to eye boink me. I feel so dirty.
Vance, hot profile pick. *Gun fingaz*
DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!!
I’m sorry, I just don’t think I can take Kristen Stewart seriously in any role in which immortal sparkling pedophiles aren’t fighting over her.
Hey, are the lesbians gonna sparkle at night?
What does Kat von D have to do with this?
Cinnabon, you are always adorable. Also, I know you’ve seen Satisfaction multiple times. I am psychic
Excellent work, Kristin… between this role and the those pics of you taking a bong hit that were around last week, you’ve almost guaranteed yourself a nice clean break from the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Vampires. All you need to put a bow on this little career redirection is a nice tasteful nude scene. I think a nice 45 second loop of you full-frontal getting railed by a black dude will work nicely (cf. Blair, Selma).
Your move, Sugartits.
B B B Bella and the Jetts…
*I really wanted to go to the corner today. My tummy hurts.*
elle0, just a guess but that banner pic is probably from her days with the Blackhearts. I’d never heard of her until MTV came along, but if these guys think she was influential before that then fine. It beats having to watch a movie about Heart.
You are all on notice today, I feel like beating a box of Lab puppies to death with a pool cue.
Blarf. Bad casting. Stewart isn’t a good actress. Perfect casting would have been the chick on The L Word who plays Shane. She’s like cloned from Joan Jett’s sweat or something.
ok, Jessica, you have a valid point there. She would have been awesome.
Fek . . . Yellow Labs, Black Labs or Chocolate?
If it’s Chocolate then FUCK YOU MAN!!
I’ve crossed oceans of time…to rock with you.
*Guitar fingaz*
New up.
With Porn.
And George Lucas.
WHAT???!/!?
Michelle, you win for the day with the Gary Oldman Drac reference.
*high five*