Michael Bay’s production company, Platinum Dunes – who’ve previously produced remakes of Friday the 13th, The Hitcher, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc. – have announced they’ll be remaking, er, rebooting, A Nightmare on Elm Street. They say it won’t be your grandma’s Freddy Krueger movie (probably because it’ll be your retarded nephew’s Freddy Krueger movie).
“It’s not Freddy cracking jokes. We want to make a horrifying movie. The concept is so scary, don’t fall asleep or you’ll die. This guy gets you when you’re most vulnerable, in your sleep. We love that. That’s the basis of the movie. It’ll be most similar to the first one but in terms of kills and dreams we’ll borrow from the entire series.” [via Shocktillyoudrop]
We love that movie, that’s why we’re going to make another movie about that movie. This is what passes for inspiration nowadays. I really liked that scene in Risky Business, so I remade it. Pretty smart, right? Look, I don’t wanna sound too harsh here, but everyone at Platinum Dunes needs f-ck off and get a real job. Quoth the movie blogger.

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Onto serious business.
The first Nightmare On Elm Street scared the everloving shit out of me. What the fuck are they talking about cracking jokes?
So since I was around to watch the original, I, apparently, am your grandmother.
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
Oh, hello there. And JHC is your grandfather.
Did you guys even have movie theater’s back then? Golly!
Damn right I am.
GET OFF OUR LAWN, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS WITH YOUR WALKMANS AND BAGGY TROUSERS!!!
“This guy gets you when you’re most vulnerable, in your sleep.”
The Scoutmaster, starring Kevin Spacey.
Ray Liotta auditioned to be Freddy Kruger but they said he was overqualified.
Be afraid. Be very afraid:
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(oh, work safe, btk)
Do you guys remember the clubfoot skank retard He used to talk about? SHe is obsessed with that girl from the Nightmare movies. WTF? BONG!!!!!!
I saw a couple of the originals in a drive-in. Fuck that 8.1 Dolby Digital garbage. Give me the realism that is only available from a 2″ paper cone speaker clipped to the car window.
I saw the original Batman at a drive-in in San Diego. They had the paper cones but you could also tune your radio into their freq. and get the audio over your car stereo.
Bonus? It was at the bottom of a hill and you could sit up on the hill w/ a radio and watch it for free. Only problem is I feel as if I saw the first Batman on a Walkman TV.
Stone-The first time He saw “Conan the Destroyer”? Drive in, baby!
The fuck’s a drive-in?
Erswi, was that the BAM! POW! ZING! Batman or Keaton?
Burnsy – the worst venue for a movie ever conceived.
I was kidding. I know of where I was conceived.
There has been a new up for like 15 minutes, btk.