A SEQUEL TO A REMAKE
12.16.08
Apathy Rabbit surveys the new H2 concept art
BloodyDisgusting has the announcement along with some teaser art for H2, Rob Zombie’s creatively titled sequel to his 2007 remake of Halloween. That’s right, a sequel to a remake. I plan on taking a picture of myself, photocopying it, and faxing it to the theater in lieu of actual attendance.
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This one time, I remixed a remix . . . it went back to normal.
- Mitch
This isn’t the sequel of a remake. It’s the remake of a sequel.
*goes back to looking at photos from his weekend blackout*
Is Apathy Rabbit related to Serious Cat?
Nuh-uh, it’s the sequel of a remake. …But then again …oh fuck, my mind is blown. And by that I mean this movie can blow me.
Funnier than Kevin James: remaking the sequel to a remake.
Let me get some of those pics, Burnsy.
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. but it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Deja Vu: Haven’t we met before?
I like to refer to my “weekend blackouts” as “weekends”.
Oh hey look, a Zombie who isn’t interested in brains.
Wow, just goes to show that if you throw enough money at something…ugh.
Ultimately, I am personally happy, I will probably like this movie. I wonder if it will be a remake of the original Halloween 2, or just a sequel to the Halloween remake?
/out of character
The Mighty Feklahr will always thank Kahless for this line from the original Halloween 2:
“Amazing grace, come sit on my face,
Don’t make me cry, I need your pie!
My frequent flier program blacks out all my weekends.
This should be one good Spookshow, baby.
I don’t call it a “blackout” unless I’m hanging out with black people.
I blame Rob Zombie for Fred Durst’s decision to be a director.
This should be one good Spookshow, baby.
Can He toss off in your hair while you sleep? He ruvs u!
What’s with the picture of Mickey Rourke on the poster?
The Mighty Feklahr is HIGHLY disappointed that NO ONE out-dursted Him in the Kevin James thread!!!
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I plan on taking a picture of myself, photocopying it, and faxing it to the theater in lieu of actual attendance.”
Judging by the poster, I think Michael Myers had the same idea.
Personally, I think RZ’s got some talent as a director, but he plays it safe. Now, if he made a big screen adaptation of Jem and the Holograms, I’d sport a nerd-boner you could dry laundry on.
The poster would be better with the bunny.
Weekend Blackouts are called “Every Weekend” on the James St James plan. This one will probably end with a black eye sometime around 7:30pm at McSorley’s, tourist drinking and fighting season baby.
In lieu of actually serving jail time, I sent a cardboard cut-out of myself spreading my ass cheeks. Jokes on you, Boy Scouts I touched.
What happened?
I just blacked out for a sec.
Put the apatha bunnah back in the box.
I thought a Blackout weekend was listening to the Scorpions for two straight days.
Shit! I just made a mistake.
Does anyone have any white-out?
Blackout Weekend usually last 4-5 days, and my dick ends up looking like Mickey Rourke’s necktie.
It will be less movie than movie.
Dor sho gha! The cast has been announced!
Sid Haig, Sheri Zombie, Danny Trejo…wait a minute…WHAT THE FUCK?
Fuck this, the precedent has been set.
I’m remaking a White Zombie album.
The Mighty Feklahr was hoping they might get RZ to do the proposed “Friends” movie. Can you imagine what he could do with a cast like that? *nudges can of kerosene behind curtain*
I’m remaking a White Zombie album.
Dude! Get that “hand-farting” guy from Weird Al’s old videos! Oh, and “Spoonman”!
H2? Oh, more like (NH2)2CO.
Things funnier than Kevin James: Organic chemistry.
Fek – for the last time, stop fucking calling me “weird”.
RZ did a Halloween remake in 2007?
…huh…
I’ll wait for the Broadway adaptation, thank you.
H2, what the fuck does that mean?
HZ?
HS?
Rob sucks at My Space names.
I can’t wait to buy La Bexercisto!
Al, what would you prefer? Pliable?
*In the distance, a spec is visible at about 18,000 feet. As it approaches, it is quite obviously a 70′s Volkswagen Beetle falling from the sky. The driver’s door opens, and the occupant jumps out and deploys a parachute just before the Beetle crashes into the street just outside. The guy reaches the ground and walks in. Just then, a telephone rings – it’s Stone Soup *
Hey guys – what’s up?
If RZ really wanted to be avant-guarde, he would release this on Easter.
stop fucking calling me “weird”.
Hey, get rid of the vibrator with the Cummins Diesel engine and we will DISCUSS it!
Is he gonna use a Chris Pine mask?
That’s not wierd, that’s “Professional Grade.”
That would have been 10x better if GMC used Cummins engines.
Madman, awesome.
Stoney-that actually made him lol a little!
Al, what would you prefer? Pliable?
I prefer “cougarific”. And the disassembly of the armada is not open to discussion, Fek.
How about cougatastic?
By Kahless’ Beard, Al! You have vibrators that give k’T'inga class warships “cannon envy”!!!
No matter what, it has to be a “c” word.
{ducks behind bar, shields head}
BTK, why do u guys only black out on the weekends?
I was wondering the same thing Fek. Fucking rank amatuers I tells ya!
Fek, I’d like to know how you broke into my sooper sekrit stash of FB pictures.
We gotta do sumpin’ ta hahden ahp da old liver, eh crappy?
*slides over Klingon Warrior boot filled with…”liquid”*
Don’t ask, don’t tell is the policy of the Gah Boot.
Fek, is Kahless’ Beard a Klingon euphemism for a hairy bush? If so, I love it!
If not, I still love it!
Fuck, Al, when you use that CUmmins Engine every fucking woman in a 4 block radius has an orgasm! There are foundations neighbourhood-wide that are RUINED because of you! YOU FUCKING CAUSE AURORA BOREALIS WITH THE EXHAUST FUMES FROM THAT FUCKING THING!
“Cummins”, indeed!
Besides, He was “LonelyGuy123″ on Paypal, Al. Trust me, all 75 cents was worth it!
{smells gah boot, vomits into boot, drinks from the boot}
Guy’Cha!
erswi-It is now! (euphemism)
I’ve been told that my love gravy is spicy.
That’s because I run on a Cumin engine.
{thinks about leaving office and doing something “productive”}
Pfft!
{sips diet coke, burps into hand, smells it}
Halloween 2 Again. It’s like coming again for the first time again.
He oughta name it ‘Halloween 2: Al Hollow’s Eve’. Dykes are scary.
Halloween 2:Halloweener
Nom, shut the fuck up.
Halloween 2 Part 2: The Spy Who Did the Electric Boogaloo.
Sure, right after this message: Al was gonna be in this movie, but she wanted it to involve dykes. She queered the deal.
There should be a Canadian Halloween movie. Where the killer chases all the high school kids with a machete and a six pack of Labatt’s.
what they really should do is follow the original idea for halloween, and have each movie be about a different horror story that happens on halloween, that way we can see the killer masks again! with CGI!
So I heard that Luxembourg is still a country.
What’s up with that?
In the Canadian version, the victims would just have their feet cut off.
I think they should stop making holiday oriented movies. Unless Owen Wilson is involved. And depressed.
In the Canadian version, the killer wears a beanie and kills with a Nickelback CD
In the Canadian version, the victims would just have their feet cut off.
Right, because all canadians are overweight and have diabeties. I get jokes.
In the Canadian version, the killings are committed by deranged siblings Bob and Doug Mackenzie.
Technically, this should be called “Halloween: SuperSexySwingingClowns”.
Maddy, how do you kill wiff a Nickelback CD? Do you just put it on PLAY until the victim kills themself?
No, I’m pretty sure you just get seen with it and then die of embarrassment.
In the Canadian version… I got nothin’. Odd.
The canadian version will be called “Halouwean”.
The Canadian Michael Myers (I know, right?) will accost people while they have their doors unlocked at night.
It’s OK Al, you’re just all Canada’d out at the moment. It happens. Go watch Slap Shot, Strange Brew and Videodrome.
You’ll be a regular hoser again in no time, eh?
In the Canadian version, there are no killings. Instead, a charming Mountie and his faithful Husky/wolf track down an escaped mental patient.
The Canadian remake of Halloween:H2O will suffer cost over-runs because the fucking zamboni keeps breaking down.
I hear they’re making a Bollywood version of this, directed by Rob Bombay.
The Canadian version will be “Halleauxeen”, Nom.
Uh, no, you’re wrong. The spelled it my way because it’ll be scarier.
The Canadian Michael Myers will accost people while they have their doors unlocked at night? Do igloos even have doors?
There should be a Boxing Day horror movie.
the Canadian version will be called Halloween 1.7 because of the metric system
No they don’t, chino. And it’s called a “lid”. It broke off when a fat diabetic canadian with no foot tried to get another Pabst and fell on the fucking cooler.
In the Canadian version THERE WILL BE LABATT’S DAMMIT!!!!!
Fuckin Stone Soup promised me there would be Labatt’s!
Needs more ice fishing
In the Canadian Halleauxeen Myers goes insane after picking up litter dropped by American tourists and a lengthy, “No you first” arguement at the grocery store door with an octagenerian.
In the Canadian version of Halleauxween, Michael Myers will apologize profusely for the atrocities already done upon America by the people of Canada.
I’m looking at you,
Bryan AdamsCeline DionBryan Adams.Why did the Canadian Michael Myers cross the road?
To get in the middle!
Chino . . . Nice.
Thank you, sir!
What else do canadians do?….they like, invented quilts or something, right? Blankets are better anyways.
In the Canadian version, Michael Myers will be played by Mike Myers.
Fuck You jack! I posted that joke back in June!
The Canadian Christopher Walken can’t get enough moosebell.
Follow this logic:
The Hills Have Eyes was a remake which in turn had Hills Have Eyes 2 which is a sequel to a remake but is also a remake of a sequel.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(brain go boom)
it’s called a ‘remaquel’.
Shit, I think pfizer might sue me for using the trademarked ‘remaquel’.
It’s called ‘An Abomination.’
erswi-that’s “Obamanation”. ;)
I reemed a quel once. It wasn’t to happy about it either.
Fuck Michael Myers!
The Canadian Version will be directed by…yeah, still Rob Zombie. They always get our sloppy seconds when it comes to sell-outs.
WOOOO! A dollar is worth 83.21 cents now! What are we talking about?
Nom, you’re looking for a beating, arentcha?
I’d like to see a floating head version of Halloween directed by Rob Jambi.
needs more lesbian vampires
Is it true that black people yell and scream during horror movies? I find that hard to believe: they seem like such nice, calm, law abiding citizens.
:unrelated, not that anybody’s up anyway:
I vote for a massive invasion of WithLeather. An entire post about bees and I had to be the first one to mention “NOT THE BEES!!”.
Hi there, second post for me:
How ’bout a hippy remake directed by Rob Kombi?
No? Sorry…
Due to the financial crisis, I’ll have to stick with the ‘H’ by itself, thank you.
Aimless, 2 problems.
1. Uffy is a no sense of humor having prick who bans anyone that gets his 5 regular readers’ panties in the proverbial bunch.
2. New up.