Run, bitch, you about to get donkey punched!
The unrated Donkey Punch trailer (after the jump) begins with some British fancy boy asking “Anyone ever heard of a Donkey Punch?” as if it were a book by Oscar Wilde or something (and maybe it is, I only read Zoobooks). From there it becomes a semi-serious movie, a sort of British Very Bad Things, about some guys who’ll do anything to cover up the death of a girl who died courageously in the line of a donkey punching. And what a shame. Look, all I’m saying is, if a guy with a yacht can’t accidentally kill a loose female during a depraved sex act and get away with it, why even bother? I might as well just apply for welfare and go live in a tree. I mean, what’s my incentive? This is an affront to the entire capitalist system.
There’s some brief titties at the 1:00 mark, so be careful not to watch it around any tittie-hating fascists.
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All the titty hating fascists in a ten mile radius around me are about to die.
Finally, I can start wearing my FDPBDP tee shirts again.
There’s no way I would have made it to a donkey punch with those Brit cunts. I would have punched them in the mouth after one sentence.
My office is full of ear lobe loathing Marxists.
How does she die from a Donkey Punch? Who’s she fucking? Randy Couture?
BTK, is there a dubbed version available for those of us who speak English Motherfucker!?!?
Not to get your hopes up, but the film Glass Bottom Boat is really just about glass bottom boats.
I was really hoping this movie would be about Ahnold knocking Eddie Murphy into next week.
When reached for comment, Mongo said “Why such big deal?”
By the way, I didn’t find out the real meaning of “donkey punch” until I had been permanently banned by the local petting zoo.
I used to love those video games: Donkey Punch, Super Dirty Sanchez, Mortal Oral Sex, Grand Theft Sharking, you know.
My Mom died during a Hot Carl gone awry.
The funny thing is that Donkey Punching doesn’t even really work if you do it right. Knocking a bitch out won’t tighten her anus/kegels. It’ll relax them if anything. True she might titghten up right when you hit her but then . . . bicycle in an aircraft hanger.
The movie Victorian Tea Party will sadly not involve a reverse starfish and four midgets.
On a recent trip into Mexico, my wife and I were very excited to find the little town we were visiting offered a donkey show twice daily. My wife loves animals, so we bought tickets. It was not what we expected. Neither was the second showing.
Those guys are wimps, they spend a whole MINUTE of the trailer TALKING to the girls before the sex begins. Hell, by that time I would have done her, got dressed, stole her wallet, hopped a cab, and been half-way home.
Wow…you learn something new everyday.
Had they been Americans, they could have pinned the whole thing on Tony Danza.
Jess, wanna learn something else? Ragweed or pepper works better than a Donkey Punch. Coughing and/or sneezing tightens the vaginal/anal muscles twice as strongly as voluntary contractions.
The upcoming film Custer’s Last Stand will actually be about the Battle at Little Big Horn and not using a compound bow to fire dildos at a woman tied to a buffalo.
It would have been much safer for her to do a Dizzy Gillespie. That’s where a chick blows two guys at once, one in each cheek. At least that’s what I think it should be called. Write your Congressman.
The Mighty Feklahr doesn’t write TO His congressman, He writes WITH His congressman.
Soulja Boy is in talks to bring “Supaman” to the big screen. he will be portraying a misunderstood young man who accidentally Supaman’s dem ho’s to death by tying the sheet around their necks and will be pursued cross country by Wesley Snipes and Ving Rhames.
Is that Danielle Harris? Does Uncle Boogieman donkeypunch her?
My facebook status is: Pauly is putting the “dog in the bathtub”.
I prefer the Shawshank manoueveur where you stick a screw driver in her ear while shes blowing you, the sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down. Hard. In fact, I understand the bite-reflex is so strong the victim’s jaws have to be pried open with a crowbar
George Lucas is the master of this technique. He had nerds worldwide making sweet love to his franchise and then released the final three episodes and was all “Donkey punch!!”