WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT!
11.14.08The other day I told you about Dance Flick, the Wayans Bros latest spoof which they literally let a nephew direct, and now we have a trailer. I’m sure this’ll be good, because after all, these guys taught Seltzer-Friedberg everything they know. “Wayans” is to shitty movies what “Marley” is to reggae.
[via IGN. Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]
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I’d like to know the Wayan awful film like this gets financed.
Crap, I think its government grants distributed by the House Wayan’s Means Committee
I feel that, if I had a traumatic brain injury, and smoked alot of shitty weed, and drunk a few Steele Reserve tall boys, and were getting blown by Mary-Louise Parker, I might enjoy this movie.
My favorite of the family is Bruce. He’s the young and succesful, yet mysterious brother who loves up in Wayans manor.
{high fives ockStro}
I think it’s Jew guilt. That Wayan upstanding member of the tribe can say they don’t hate negros.
I wish their last name was Mayans.
Meanwhile, Edward Norton announced that he will be starring in a sequel to American History X. Its called Curb Stomp the Yard
Thom Creed is in a movie with the Gayans brothers.
This movie looks really cheesy, government cheesy!
I like to think that there’s a young, film school-aspiring, KKK member out there, who just finished watching this trailer and is feeling really torn over the reasons that he already hates this movie.
“Where do I score some rock?”
“Go that Wayan ture right at Da Market.”
Proof Jeebus was black, he said, “I am the Wayan, the light.”
Fucking hell fire! This may be the shittiest movie of
all timethis week. Just stop.I liked the Wayans brothers waaaayyyy before they ever got all famous, like, way before they ever started making movies…or even television shows. Way back when they didn’t have anything to do with the entertainment industry…back when they were still serving my waffel fries.
The Wayans’ next project is Boat Flick, a parody of Titanic, The Poseidon Adventure, Boat Trip, and Speed 2.
Speed 2 wasn’t a parody?
Look here Muffet, it’s curds and wey, not Wayan curds. You waterheaded arachnaphobic primitive.
The Wayans’ are also making Berries and Cream Flick, a feature-length parody of a Starburst commercial.
I’d love to hit these fuckers in the face with pie. Then, when they’re standing there perplexed and asking me why I’m laughing so hard, I’d tell them that I put HIV in the whipped cream, but that the joke was still fucking lame.
Hey Jack!, Waterheaded Arachnaphobic Primitives… eh?
I liked the Wayan brothers way back before they were born.
I demand reparations for the two minutes and twenty seven seconds it took to watch that.
When Seltzer-Freidberg and the Wayans team up to make Movie Flick, the universe will end. If the Mayans are right, this abortion will premier on December 21, 2012.
Another Wayans’ project is Scary Flick, a parody of the Scary Movie franchise.
DOR SHO GAH!!
The B-52′s are playing in my town. You know what that means!
At the forshak baby
that’s where it’s at
the fooorrrshaaaaak
that’s wher it’s at
YOUR WHAT?!
Guy’cha
Durchfall!
Not to be confused with Scareplane!, which is Scary Movie 5, with an Airplane! parody thrown in for good measure.
Only because it’s a Wayans thread, I feel it “cool” to change the subject for a minute:
My roommates and I, last night, were talking about if you HAD to fuck an exotic animal, what would it be? Rules are that you actually would have to over-power the beast and also they would need to have an anus large enough to stab. Someone said “flamingo” but I refuse to accept that that would even be possible.
UPDATE: I’m now fighting with my roommates about fucking a flamingo.
While there’s no Wayan hell I’d go see this travesty, it might be the first time I’d encourage people to talk back to the screen, praying they’d be loud enough to drown out the dialogue.
Koala bear.
chod – three-toed sloth, hands down!
Chodin, i vote Aardvark
Chode, would Naomi Campbell count?
The Wayans brothers are also making Chick Flick, a Pixar parody featuring farting baby chickens.
Chod, you can stab about anything with enough determination and blood loss.
I think I’d have to go with a dik dik, cuz saying you fucked a dik dik would be perplexing.
I said Bald Eagle, but my other roommate doesn’t think I’d ever be able to even get my dork inside of it. I was playing with the idea of a Jaguar, but I just don’t think the sex would be worth dying over.
Oh shit, that one’s actually going to happen now, isn’t it?
…unless the Jaguar started with oral, then perhaps.
Seriously though, If you made a steaming pile of shit parody about a genre that is a steaming pile of shit, do you end up with a great big pile, or does the world explode?
The Wayans brothers are also making Mick Flick, which is just 90 minutes of a Burgess Meridith look-alike yelling “You’re a bum, Rock!”
I am now actually kind of sad that I have nothing to rape an exotic animal with. I could try straddling a lion by surprise, but I think he’d be more perplexed than angry. And that means it doesn’t count as rape, just confusing sex.
The Wayans brothers are also making Net Flick, which will go straight to DVD.
TRUE STORY: I’m so uninterested in this movie that I’m actually sitting here contemplating the idea of fucking endangered wildlife.
Depends Beeks, if you sexually assault a sea cucumber with your vagina does that count as rape? Or is it a habitat relocation?
Crap, I would nom that so bad, if it would do you any good.
It has to be endangered, chod?
I’d do a manatee.
Fear not Beeks, we actually then turned the tables and were discussing if you then had to BE fucked by an exotic animal. Again, I had to go with the Bald Eagle, because birds just can’t have that big of a dick…can they?
“Woah, bro! You see the dick on that bird!? It’s fucking SPLHUGE!!!!”
You’d fuck a
fat chicksea cow, Jack?The Wayans brothers are also making Brick Flick, a parody of Hoosiers, Space Jam, and Juwanna Mann.
Jacktion!- it doesn’t have to be endangered, but I figured most the exotic fuckers out there are, so I’d like to fuck one of them off the list, deep into the dark belly of extinction.
VaLince just doesn’t appreciate my meta-humor. But I enjoy the accolades of my peers. Seems most of my noms get a “I know this won’t make it, but…” Maybe I should try the whole, on-topic, succinct, non-offensive, angle. You know, that do win.
{cocks head(hehe) in contemplation}
OH,FUCK THAT!
The Wayans brothers are also making Flick R, which is just them recreating pictures that they found on the internet.
Wait, it has to be your bull…
The Wayans brothers also made a incestuous gay porn called Dick Flick
I’d assault one of those green monkeys from Africa, I hear they give you a retro iris or something cool like that.
The Wayans brothers are also making aFlicktion, a parody of Outbreak, and The Andromeda Strain.
The Wayans brothers are also making Quick Flick, the longest 8 minutes of your life.
The Wayans brothers are also making FlickDonalds, a parody of Supersize Me
Chod – does Animal from the Muppets count?
Fuck you! That ozzer doesn’t Wayan ounce you short baggin asshole!
The Wayans brothers are also making NEW UP!
Not for nothing, but there’s an eagle in the Prospect Park zoo that can’t fly away…injured wing. I can get you his number.
Wasn’t the question “What animal is most like having sex with a female?” on MANswers?
*chodin slides Robo an entire cake*
Here dude…that last comment just took this.