11.12.08 WHY CAN’T MORE MASHUPS BE LIKE THIS?
I don’t usually post trailer mashups because the concept is stale, and let’s be honest, who gives a shit if The Exorcist were a comedy. But this one’s called Quantum of Bonds, and it comes from Black20, the geniuses behind Journey at the Center of the Earth. Aside from the unmatched level of technical proficiency, most trailer mashup makers simply wouldn’t have the wherewithal to add lines like, “That shirt makes you look like a dickhead. Oh wait, that’s your face.” In any case, kudos to you, sirs (though a couple tigers here and there wouldn’t have hurt).
In other Bond vs. Bond news, Roger Moore thinks the new Bond is too violent. Luckily not many people pay attention to him because he’s old.
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WHY CAN’T MORE MASHUPS BE LIKE THIS?
Morning fags.
Roger Moore also thinks your grass is too fucking long and you need to turn down that jungle music.
That trailer filled me with happy and skittles. Thank You.
Has anyone seen my wherewithal? Seriously people, where’s my wherewithal?
Hi Michelle. I wasn’t calling you a fag.
Roger Moore also thinks kids these days should get fucking haircuts.
I was standing behind you so I thought you were speaking for the both of us. And..BOO!
R.I.P. Timothy Dalton’s last chance for internet fame
Sneaky, sneaky.
Roger Moore thinks if you’re in that big of a fucking hurry, you should pass his Buick.
Roger Moore takes his Metamucil shaken, not stirred.
George Lazenby thinks his phone is broken.
Roger Moore thinks drinking coffee will stunt your growth.
At the nursing home, Roger Moore doesn’t get anywhere near as much ass as he did on film
When he picked up his bifocals, the optometrist told Roger Moore that they were “For Your Eyes Only”
Roger Moore still keeps in contact with his old flame, Octogenarianpussy.
Roger Moore is a pretty good name for a British porn star.
Roger Moore still gets frequent visits from Metapausal Galore
Conversely, Daniel Craig thinks the old Bond movies are too “bitchy, complainey and just all in all geriatric”.
“I know where you stand… right next to the polar bear from Golden Compass.”
Awesome.
Threadjack time: RoboPandaPapa’s surgery went better than expected and he was back to being sarcastic at the nurses within 5 minutes of coming out of anesthesia. They didn’t have to remove as much bone as expected, but he still got the metal plates in his chest, which are technically bulletproof. The grandkids were calling him Iron Man.
I’m glad all is well. Arthritis in gonna be a cocksucker for you though, brah.
In a few years, can I call you Rusty, Robo?
For him, not you. Well, since you’re part robot, I suppose it may be a problem for you. Nevermind. I’m glad your dad is well.
Don’t mind the retard in the corner. As long as you don’t make eye contact or whistle, he’s just a slobber hazard.
*takes rightful spot*
Roger Moore is pissed off because his landscaper only rakes his yard, and not the moon.
My friend’s rib cage is held together with chicken wire and bubblegum, and it’s worked out for him so far. I’m glad to hear your dad has got something more sturdy.
I meant your Papa. Stupid zombie
Well done. Needs more Dench though.. But don’t we all? Hubba hubba.
Why didn’t you say anything about this piece of brilliance with bonus EFRON!
http://black20.com/black20-trailer-park/saw-school-musical
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