Using footage from the Star Trek trailer from a couple days ago, this is a cute little video called Star Trek 90210, and it’s gone around the movie blogosphere faster than your sister at a marathon. I mean, a Kenyan at a frat party. I mean… crap, I’m worse at similes than a monkey wearing tube socks. Anyway, I thought it was lame until the part where Uhura takes her shirt off twelve or thirteen times.

Star Trek: In space, there is no zipcode
Ok, why in Kahless’ name is that video stuck on Ian Zierings face? Nightmare inducing mullet fro!
The Mighty Feklahr is sure Lince posts these in the morning so they can torment Him ALL DAY.
That video is longer than my attention span.
Awww, I suck at simile too :(
In space, nobody can hear you scream, so Brenda would have never been able to save that girl from being raped in season one.
GRRRRRRRRRR BURNING DOWN THE PEACH PIT!!!
Isn’t it odd that Eib invokes Kahless and His big hairy ass shows up?
ZOMG, I just got a job down at the Tribble Pit where I’ll be serving Ton-Ton shakes and Cylon fries. What? Ow. OW! QUIT IT I’M SORRY!
Tribble Pit is an awesome band name.
Yeah, Fek, I think its cool.
Alternate title: Captain’s Log, Stardate 90210.
A Star Trek VSE: Pon Farr
I’d rather watch Party of Seven of Nine.
“I’m gonna go meet Brandon and Kelly at this new club, Tanagra.”
Yes, I keep going to the same well, but it’s the only Star Trek ref I know, so I apologize for trampling it like Tom Selleck’s dog.
Peet-You know He loves it.
Peach Pit…when the walls fell.
Set phasers to best friend commits accidental suicide.
Ziering beneath Luke Perry!
Tori Spelling, her face is wet.
For those not Trek afflicted:
memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Darmok_(episode)#Memorable_quotes
rec.horus.at/trek/lists/darmok.html
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