The other day I brought you the ridiculous-but-true news that the town of Batman, Turkey was suing Dark Knight director Chris Nolan for infringing on their… uh, I dunno, their batshit craziness, I guess. Today, the fake head of WB (you may remember his previous response to Harry Potter fans) has issued a fake response, wondering, among other things, why they’re just getting around to suing now.
How convenient. It just happens to be in the same year when our movie made more than your entire country did in the last f-cking decade. Now, don’t get me wrong, we think your name is f-cking hilarious. I mean ‘Batman, Turkey’? Why don’t you sue turkeys while you’re at it? Why don’t you sue the Ottomans in one of the living rooms of my several houses, you poor pieces of Turkish shit? Why don’t you stick to what you’re good at? Like being a nation of goddamned gypsies.
Huh, I always thought it was Romania that was the nation of gypsies. Either way, both of those places are probably pretty crappy. Ha, foreigners. What are they thinkin.
[Thanks to Rob for sending this over]



Robin, get the batgypsy repellent out of my utility pocket . . . little more the the left . . .
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WB FIRES BACK AT BATMAN, TURKEY
You got a gypsy coding your website, Vince?
Next thing you know, they’ll be trying to sue hobos for smelling like them.
Holy lawsuit, Gobbeldy Gooker!
Next thing you know, they’ll be suing Nebraskans for infringing on their long standing tradition of fucking their sisters.
Next thing you know, they’ll sue Borat.
I think I may sue myself for being so sexy
Next thing you know, they’ll sue Thanksgiving
Next thing you know, they sue Subway for not making the turkey sandwich apart of the 5 dollar footlong menu.
My stepmother is going to sue Fek for using her picture as his avatar
Next thing you know, they sue Saquatch for being smelly and hairy, too.
I’m suing Eib for giving my carpal tunnel problems after learning of her affinity for animation masturbation.
I’m suing these fuckers for making me eat Turkey Ala King once a week for a year after my Mom found the recipe and my Step Dad told her that he fucking loved it.
Then we’d have to watch Top Gun. :-(
*winks at Stone in accordance with CJC rules*
*winks back at JHC in accordance with CJC rule #3. Jacks-off into Twinkie*
Meanwhile, Child Psychologist Dr. Spock is suing Leonard Nimoy for years of Star Trek jokes by dumbasses.
JHC, if we had PM’s I would tell you how I’m awesomely reminded of Top Gun every time I get a phone call on my cell but…..
UPROXX!
I just received a subpoena from Paul Heyman.
Holy recollection, J… I’ve even forgotten about the handbook.
{Does flying round off into CJC meeting, winks all around (in accordance to rule #3) helicopters dick, cartwheels out door}
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