11.28.08 WATCH THIS TRAILAH YA FACKIN QUEAHS
What Doesn’t Kill You bills itself as the true story of director Brian Goodman, who co-wrote the film with Paul Murray and Donnie Wahlberg.
Hawke and Ruffalo play childhood friends Paulie and Brian, who are forced to survive on the tough streets of South Boston through a life of petty thievery. They join a local gang of criminals, but Brian finds it hard to reconcile his work and friendship with Paulie and his relationship with his wife (Amanda Peet) and son.
I’m excited for another Boston gangster picture, but I’m disappointed about the accents. They seem much less realistic than in The Depaaahted or Mystic Rivah. Also, if this is the guy’s life story, where’s the part about how he moved to Hollywood to become an actor? Hey yous queahs, what I really want is to fackin direct ovah heah. Hey, ahn’t you da guy from New Kids on da Blawk? I think the full title should be What Doesn’t Kill You Gives You Mad Street Cred, or What Doesn’t Kill You Ingratiates You to the Wahlbergs.
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WATCH THIS TRAILAH YA FACKIN QUEAHS
Would somebody please tell Donny Wahlberg I said “Say hi to ya mother fa me”?
Also, let me be the first to say that I would totally hate fuck Amanda Peet. And by hate fuck I mean hate fuck.
erswi-Yeah, hate fuck and a little jizz in her hair…yeah, that could work.
What a fucking Durst sausage fest we have going on here, huh?
Nothing to see here. Move along people.
So, did those guys playing handball in the trailer find the one wall in all of Boston that hasn’t been peed on by some mick, or do they just not care?
The guy’s full name is Paulie O’Dangerously and he’s a real bad apple.
erswi,
You’re minding your own business walking by yourself on a beach collecting shells. All of a sudden, you come up over a dune and there’s Amanda Peet and Katherine Heigl. Both unconcious, nude and ass up. Which one do you do first?
Same question, except this time they’re decapitated.
fek, you too. Same questions.
Two Kevin Connolly trailers, Gerard Butler’s bad American accent and Donnie Whalberg.
The lone poon is sad :(
Orgy?
Answer: Myself
Snaz-it would be more like gangbang. With a bunch of guy proficient at making sounds like Chewbacca!
You’re minding your own business walking by yourself on a beach collecting shells. All of a sudden, you come up over a dune and there’s Amanda Peet and Katherine Heigl. Both unconcious, nude and ass up. Which one do you do first?
I’d be all like “Holy Crap! Can you imagine how big the sand castle was that these two were positioned in front of?”
What Doesn’t Kill You Wicked Smahts
What Doesn’t Kill You, You Blame on The Dahkies.
A life of petty thievery in Boston… So he gets a job for the Pats?
Fek, maybe if I get to wear my Princess Leia slave girl costume…
Ahh who am I kidding?
*runs for the hills*
burnsy, no the Boston PD.
I call bullshit, i didn’t see one guy in a Red Sox hat yelling “YOOOOOOOOOOOOUK!”
Just making an appearance to show off my new av.
Carry on.
new up, hacky-sackers.
Nice av, Al.
Saw it at TIFF. Meh.
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