11.14.08 WATCH THE NEW WATCHMEN TRAILER YOU JERKS

Cue joke about chod’s drunk uncle dressing up like a clown to put his “evil” in chod’s ass.

I only speak in a gravelly voice when I’m stoned.

My nipples are erect with nerdery

That just gave me wood. What should I watch to finish?

For once, I’ll agree with Brendon over at Durden. That’s Kelly fucking Leak! He smoked cigarettes and drove a van to the Astrodome!

I agree as well. His comeback got him an Oscar nomination for gods sake

Billy Crudup seems to have taken Blue Balls waaaay to seriously

Kelly fucking rocks.
And I love that cheesy group photo they took.

What the fuck! I must have scrolled over something or else Vance has found a way to embed his lady voice “I love my girlfriends, girls night out GIRLS NIGHT OUT!” What was in that coffee.

/nerd boner fully engorged

My superhero alter ego speaks with a lisp.

So yeah, I’ll probably see that.

I could be a Watchman. I can maintain an erection after ejaculating.

What? Your Mom thinks it’s super.

I like how they covered up Crudups nugget pouch in the pictures, cause its all out in the movie.

That trailer may have been what finally turns the tide on me not getting all “Meh” about this. Looks pretty good. You’ll hear no further Watchmen badmouthing from me.

Jason Statham thinks that guy is a “fackin blue cunt”, but respects his choice to go shirtless.

If I was Rorschach, I’d get pretty irritated with villains just pointing at my face and saying “Two cows on see-saw!” or “My parents fucking!”

I have a hard time respecting someone walking around naked unless they are me watching football on sundays drinking bud heavies and ripping bowls.

*Checks self in mirror and brushes dandruff off “coolest kid ever” T-shirt

The Night Owl’s theme song:

“Whhooooooooo are you? Who who, who who?”

Originally Dr. Manhattan wanted to call this the Blue Man Group, a the ensuing lawsuit forced them to go with Watchmen

OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD!! I THINK I JUST CAME. BETWEEN MUSE AND WATCHMEN… HOW IS THIS DAY GOING TO GET BETTER.

Well, I was excited about this movie until they gave Dr. Manhattan some sort of goddamned space speedo and took out the awesome tentacle monster.
This movie is dead to me.

The fact that the person who did the music for this trailer segued Philip Glass with Muse makes my loins wobble.