11.21.08 WATCH CLAY FACE WIN THE OSCAR
The critics have been sucking off The Wrestler like it has the antidote in it ever since it hit the festival circuit a couple months ago. Now it’s scheduled for a limited release December 31st, to expand to more theaters a couple weeks later. Mickey Rourke plays washed up pro wrestler Randy The Ram Robinson and number one Hollywood cougar Marisa Tomei plays his stripper love interest.
Here’s my impression of the trailer: Darren Aronofsky! Critical acclaim! Strippers! Middle America! Blue collar jobs! Springsteen! Makin’ ends meet! Redemption! “Tell mah daughter ah love ‘er!” Fade to black.
God this is going to be so awesome.
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WATCH CLAY FACE WIN THE OSCAR
They should make a Rowdy Roddy Piper biopoic instead.
“You should call her.”
“Thanks, got any other family advice, stripper?”
If Mickey Rourke does win an Oscar, i bet $500 that Mick Foley will hit him with a chair as he accepts it.
“Witness the resurrection of Mickey Rourke” is what I’d expect his doctor to say on a weekly basis, not some asshole from Newsweek.
The Ram: “I was hoping I could get some more work on the weekends.”
Grocery Manager: “I thought you couldn’t work Saturdays. Isn’t that when men sit on your face?”
Pauly: “No boss, that’s me.”
Vince, you prick. I watched that trailer and honestly think it looks really good, AND has Marissa Tomei acting out my greatest fantasy about her? Now how the fuck am I supposed to make fun of it?
Somewhere in New Jersey, Joe Piscopo is trying to spell “Aronofsky” to a 411 operator so he can pitch his sequel.
Yeah, for realzies, I’m pretty erect about this movie. As long as Mickey’s stupid chihuahuas don’t make another appearance.
Heath Ledger was worried that Mickey Rourke is going to steal his Oscar. Worried to death.
*had to do something to warrant sitting in the corner today*
Mickey Rourke won the People’s Choice Award for Best Awkward Eye Contact.
New up, and it goes full retard
OMG OMG OMG Todd Barry OMG OMG OMG
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