WAITING FOR MACGUFFIN
11.19.08
MTV recently spoke with Harrison Ford about the (nauseating) prospect of Indiana Jones 5, and the scariest part is, he says that it’s more or less all up to George Lucas.
MTV: Is a fifth Indiana Jones film inevitable?
Ford: I don’t know. If we come up with a good idea…
MTV: Is the ball in George’s court at this point?
Ford: It is. That’s the process. With some general input he goes off and searches for the MacGuffin and then stumbles into a story. And at some point we have a chance to take a look at and give some input.
MTV: And he hasn’t found the MacGuffin yet?
Ford: No, we’re still in the primary stages.
MTV: The end of the last film leaves your character in a very intriguing position. He has a wife and a kid. Can he still be that man of adventure with those commitments?
Ford: And he’s seen something. Remember those are the only witness to what he’s seen. That’s kind of interesting.
The last 15 minutes of Indiana Jones was the most hilariously awful sequence of a film that was pretty hilarious and awful all the way through – the aliens fly off into space (or rather, off into “the space between spaces”, as John Hurt points out) in their ship. I guess my point is: you’ve got space, and space is where Gay Jabba the Hutt lives. Hello, MacGuffin!
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Spaces and all that good shit
George Lucas making movies should be a felony.
I hope the “McGruffin” takes a bite out of this crime.
I hope George instead discovers a MacSnuffin.
I heard that eating nothing but Egg MacGuffins will make you look like George Lucas.
I swear to Christ, I would rather be tasered in the nuts than spend another penny on something George Lucas makes.
Ford: I don’t know. If we come up with a good idea…
Then how’d the last one happen, exactly?
MacGuffin more like MacAW-HELL-NAW!! am i right fellas?
*still hasn’t seen the latest Indy movie*
Fifty bucks says the next movie is about finding the Millennium Falcon at an archaeological dig.
I’m with
CocaineandpercocetJack! on this one. Fuck Geroge Lucsa in his turkey neck.I wonder if Kavin Bacon will be in the new Geroge Lucsa film, maybe they can work with Steven Spielbergo
*still hasn’t seen the latest Indy movie*
Get drunk as hell, play the Raiders of the Lost Ark soundtrack, and attempt suicide. Same deal.
HOW ABOUT A FUCKING SPOILER ALERT CHRISTMAS APE!!!
Can I use a goddamn life-line?
What the shit is a “MacGuffin”? Cause if it’s where you jizz on a chicks tits and then dunk some Teddy Grahams in it: been there, done that.
JHC, I have now officially “seen” the movie twice and still have no idea what happens after probably the first 10 minutes. I’m not gonna explain why, either.
*comes strolling back after visiting Durden*
I would like Summer Glau to terminate some of my semen. Even if it means punching me in the nuts.
Considering I’m not sure if Lucas knows where babies come from, I’m sure he can work something up where Mutt doesn’t slow him down too much.
ps – it’s not what you’re thinking. Perverts.
Lookin’ mighty sexy, Donk. Call me.
<———– My aim is improving.
Donk, is that the guy from Double Dragon?
You better believe it, Pauly!
He looks queer.
I’d fuck’em
<—— What C-Dog’s old Avi was screaming at.
At least one of us isn’t aimless anymore.
Wocka.
Donk, is your av gayduardo?
Everytime I try to take a picture of myself, I blink because I know the flash is coming. :-(
No, but I bet it excites Gayduardo
Everytime I try to type every time, spell check tells me it’s wrong, but I know better. Stoopid cumpyootur.
That’s my ‘bate face
Missoultaker is creamin’ in her jeans, Donk.
*breaks out his denim jacket with Metallica’s logo hand written in pen on back*
I’d set Pauly as my avatar, but the only pictures I have are from the time we pledged together for that sorority…fuck Duder Cum Louda’.
*breaks out his denim jacket with Metallica’s logo hand written in pen on back*
J, we are kindred…I just cannot explain it.
Easy Fek, it’s not like the guy stuffs anal eggs up his ass.
or at least doesn’t burn his leg while doing it.
I may have said too much.
Donk’s av is ready for love.
Donk’s av fucks on the first date.
I’d set Pauly as my avatar, but then I’d be flagged at work for visiting gay porn sites.
Donk’s av will fuck you to sleep then rifle through your pockets.
Donk’s av is the “Gay Jacka the Nut”
Or “Jabba the Cunt”
*cunt punches woman*
<——–Glory hole.
Donk’s av looks like he works at Foree Electronics.
Is Foree Electronics your guys’ rival there at Best Buy, Aimy?
Not since I shipped that zombie virus to London. Next up, that piece of shit establishment Chuck works for.
Don’t fucking lie to me Aimy, you stock DVD players and flat screens at Best Buy.
I have seen you.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURST!!
I know your lying cuz you don’t stock DVD players and TVs. You just set one on display and when someone wants one you just call up the warehouse………………I mean, I don’t work at Best Buy.
<———– Gets free stuff at Best Buy by charming the stock boys.
<——- Gets free stuff at Best Buy by screaming at the stock boys.
TOSHIBAAAAAAA!!!!!!
It takes a new page of comments for me to explain Donk’s av looking like he works at the electronics store in Shaun of the Dead.
Hmmm, y’know I shoulda just said that the first time around.
[i]Fuck Geroge Lucsa in his turkey neck[/i]
The technical term is “Waddle” which coincidentally describes Lucas’ method of ambulation
“waiting for mcguffin”：just the motto my penis needed
I heard Lucas is going to pickup in Indy 5 from where he left off in Indy 4: him choking me while he shits on my childhood and everything I once held dear