UH…
11.24.08
So, uh, this is Sigourney Weaver receiving an award from Roman Polanski and Toby Jones at the Marrakech Film Festival this Sunday. Shortly after this was taken, Jones climbed atop Polanksi’s shoulders to reach the cookie jar, while Weaver swatted a biplane out of the sky with her palm.
[Source = MSNBC]
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I.
AM.
TERRIFIED.
I was going to make a crack about Polanski having his finger up Sigourney’s ass, but realized that she’s too old.
So does this mean a 30-story Sigourney Waever will replace the Stay-puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters 3?
Polanski and Jones await Gandalf’s fireworks in the Shire!!!
Is Sigourney related to Phyllis from Wheel of Fish???
Also, I’d STILL fuck Sigourney Weaver. Tall women that don’t have hairy knuckles and toes are my kryptonite.
J-you fuck women without toes? And He thought *HE* was being obscure with Phyllis Weaver!
Oddly, Pink Floyd’s Money started to play at the exact instant that I loaded the banner pic.
I didn’t word that very well. Or did I?
*flips to centerfold of Nubbins, begins wankery*
I personally loved Polanski’s turn as the bad guy in the new Bond movie.
In other news Weaver was quoted as saying “Hulk smash!!”
Sigourney Weaver walks into a bar with a midget under each arm…
Sigourney Weaver now part of the Keebler cookie ad campaign.
Sigourney Weaver, career on the skids, hired by Kellogg’s to replace “Crackle.”
picture caption: The Lollipop Guild presents their “Woman of the Year” award.
itty ni & Peet-Not bad!
Did we inherit Juan from over there?
After leaving the ceremony, Weaver picked up a car while crouching over a highway overpass.
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Polanski: “As we honor Sigourney, I’m reminded of the time that I was nailing this 16-year old girl and her dad walked in.”
MAYBE I came from “over there.” MAYBE none of the women “over there” would sleep with me.
Pictured: Lady Liberty stands with America’s other values, Patience and Understanding.
Who knew Kelsey Grammer was so short?
Tall chicks rule!!!
Pictured: Joe Liberman and Kelsey Grammer announce their bid for President/Vice President running on the Amazon Party Platform.
Damn right they do Eib. BTK, you don’t have hairy toes or fingers do you? Just curious…
Polanski and Jones not only played the presenters, but also the podium.
As it turns out, all those Catholic priests got out of their pedophilia charges by citing the “When in Rome, do as Romans do” clause.
Juan, that’s just fine, on two accounts:
1. If He could have hand-picked a half-dozen or so people from over there, you would have been one of the first ones.
2. We kill way more than we are able to fuck around here, so you might be able to get some while they are still warm! Oops! That Girl Scout is still squirming, better go cave in her skull for good measure!
No, JHC, I do not.
Dammit, Fek, she hadnt delivered my cookies yet!
She’s only 6 ft tall. There’s something creepy about short people, isn’t there Eibz?
Awesome, Eib.
For anyone who doesn’t think Sigourney is a fox, take a peek at Galaxy Quest.
Hey Fek, RE: Smoking Gun . . . what’d you get arrested for?
Sorry Eib…the good news is you can add a few of her toes to your “hairy toes” necklace.
*nonchalantly wipes “Thin Mint” crumbs from His mouth*
There is, Al.
“Ryan Seacrest reporting live from the award ceremony held inside Sigourney Weaver’s minge…held inside Sigourney Weaver’s minge…Sigourney Weaver’s minge.
Why did I say that three time? I didn’t.”
erswi-what the fuck do you THINK He got arrested for?
public intox and soliciting a minor
Fek, I cant beleive you ate my thin mints.
Oh, OK then. As long as you weren’t driving the BTK van. Visible damage makes it easier to trace back to us.
DOr sho gha! New up!
Finally after all those letters they’re making a threesome porn with a leprechaun and elf double teaming a yeti.
I’m sorry – did I miss something? Is this the Aliens sequel where they all make up and give each other awards?
When I Wings of Desire and someone says Polanski is the perfect villain because he’s foreign, small, rich, sinister looking, and has a funny accent, I realized that he would make the best Bond villain. Mathieu Amalric basically struck that cord, but Polanski himself, if younger, would have been perfect.