Probably Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s most famous bit was ripping on the guy who showed up to the premiere of Star Wars Episode I dressed as some sort of Lord of the Rings wizard while eating a Burger King Filet o’ Fish sandwich (I’ve attached that video after the jump, though I’m confident most of you have already seen it). Well apparently, Triumph has kept in touch with the wizard, who goes by “Blackwolf” (because he’s black, you see), and recently invited him back on the Conan show to meet his favorite band, Finnish goth metallers Lordi. The super awkward meeting begins at about the 3:30 mark. At the 4:05 mark, Triumph encourages Blackwolf to hit on the female band member, so I assume Triumph had been out of the room when Blackwolf tells the bassist that “Bass players are simply delicious,” at the 3:55 mark.
I feel like I need to bathe in Clearasil after watching that. I heard the cameraman for that segment is currently undergoing treatment for autism.
[via /Film]
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Triumph has nothing on Ducati the Racist Comic Goat.
Renault the Aloof Observational Comic Frog thinks Triumph is rather declasse.
Sit through a 30-second commercial before the video starts? Not me! I’m a busy man! Things to do, people to see!
OK, you got me. I’ll wait. But I won’t PAY ATTENTION!
Sorry. After watching the Edge commercial, I fell asleep before the video got started.
Did I miss anything?
I’m sure I’m in the minority, but Triumph is only marginally funnier than Dane Cook.
Triumph > Rush
*Carnac reads this thread’s title aloud, rips open envelope*
List the three basic tenets of virginity in teenage boys.
There’s a puppet that makes fun of people named “Rush”?
Oh! I see what you’re doing there Chino. Shame, shame.
I can’t be the only one who jerked off tho this.
What’s a “tho”?
Did all of you know that The Mighty Feklahr is easily frightened by puppets and ventriloquist dummies? Especially Robot Clown Ventriloquist Dummies with bugs coming coming out of the eye holes.
I tried playing World of Warcraft as a blackwolf, but the guards kept pulling me over and hassling me about where I got such a nice horse.
actually crapbasket that was my first thought to, but then I remembered I watched it in one of them fancy new-fangled “movie theaters.”
Go figure.
Construction machines with hydraulic thingies are a no-go, too. In short, He was terrified of Devastator.
Of course, that doesn’t discount the possiblity that maybe it was just a roughly two hour long preview that gave away all the plot twists and didn’t actually precede a movie. Cuz, you know, that shit probably happens all the time.
FrodoGunFingaz? One of them must be a Derringer…
Blackwolf appeared on Triumph’s comedy cd “Come Poop With Me”
I fucking love that cd.
“Eyes of Noctum”“Lordi” is the gayest name for a death metal band I’ve ever seen.You know…
Dogs aren’t clever, they eat their own dung
They whine like babies, they sweat through their tongue
The big ones are stupid, the small ones, high strung
But cats are cunts!
What the hell is this sausage fest?
It’s amazing how being insulted by a klingon impersonator can make me feel so….indifferent.
I wonder what a Blackwolf shirt would look like. Perhaps with long sleeves?
Being insulted by a Klingon makes me moist in my happy place.
I have never felt more uncomfortable watching a video…ever…and I watch pron staring my sister and mother.
You like peeing your pants in the corner too, Eib?
I get the feeling that the drunk driving PSA before the video was just for me….
Flower Mound, Eibz?
Eib is a qovlpathing forshak-lapping yIntagh HaDiBah!
Call Him, ladies!
“Holler at thy Dragonmaster” is the new “Holla at ya boy!”
BTK, if He has to explain the Frodo/Derringer joke (Smeagol bites off one of his fingers), you guys are all fucktard Romulan coddling Huh squelchers.
Good one, Chino!!
Fek, I hope that is a good thing you just said about me.
I didn’t get it, but every registered NRA member knows that derringer jokes are direct stabs at my man-hood. *hobbit-hood.*
OK, now I watched it. That dog is mean! Remind me not to invite him to my Friday night “Star Trek Trivia” parties (costumes NOT optional).
Fek, doesn’t Robert Smeagol do the voice of Triumph?
Well, I just pushed the button that said [Auto] above the lit up button that said [Off] and solved that brain twister. My work here is done.
Austin Healey the Musical Comic Yak is tired of Triumph’s crass skreechings.
*chodin grabs thread, pops its top and chugs that shit like a child pornography website*
Say WHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Chod! The next time you run down to the corner store to buy a pack of Thomas’ English Muffin and you’re gone for a month we’re having words mister!
{winks}
Look dudes, somebody has to milk the dick…somedbody.
*looks at Crap and Pauly, winks*
Hey, you know what Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, a Thanksgiving turkey and my ex-girlfriend have in common?
You guessed it: that ol’ fist up their ass.
*winks back at Chodin in accordance to CJC rule #3. Continues jacking off into Ram Chia pet*
Chodin, homie. Since you’ve been gone alot of shit has changed. *Looks down at dick*
well, maybe not
*slaps the back of the waitress’ head*
Listen bitch, get me double piss boots all around for my hombres, and drop a little menstruation in my nigga Chod’s boot, he needs to catch up.
*drop kicks waitress into bar*
New muscles and dick up!
Someone call Al.
Pauly, “Since You’ve Been Gone” is OUR song.
*disco ball lowers from ceiling*
I actually know this dude. He is on one of my boards. And Comic is right NEVER give Blackwolf your phone number!
I saw Blackwolf at the New York Renaissance fair in 2007 as well as the one in NYC. as well as 2008. first meeting i almost hit him with my staff(i was in costume). i had to share a bus with him.
right now he leaves me alone.