Comments on: TOWN IN WA FLEECING ‘TWILIGHT’ RETARDS

By: The Mighty Feklahr

The Mighty Feklahr — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:54:13 +0000

Dude, I’m going to write that on the back of my stonewashed denim jacket. With an ink pen.

Right below the Metallica???

BTK, new up

By: JHC

JHC — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:53:59 +0000

This is the biggest thing to happen in Forks, WA since the Bradshaw baby was born with only ten fingers and toes.

By: JHC

JHC — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:51:48 +0000

This is the biggest thing to happen in Forks, WA since that newfangeled stop light was put in on Main Street and Old Man Johnson’s Painter horse t-boned Mrs. Wilburn’s mule.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:48:29 +0000

This is the biggest thing to happen in Forks, WA since they paved that third road and had a referendum to add the ‘s’ to the town’s name.

By: Vince Mancini

Vince Mancini — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:48:20 +0000

It’s not so much that I’m afraid of getting stabbed, more than I know it’s going to take an hour and a half.

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:47:03 +0000

The Mighty Feklahr says:
Historic Corn Sister Fucking.
Welcome to the Fucking Midwest, You Big City Nancy Boy.

Dude, I’m going to write that on the back of my stonewashed denim jacket. With an ink pen.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:44:13 +0000

This is the biggest thing to happen in Forks, Washington since they got an Arby’s 20 miles outside of town.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:43:21 +0000

This is the biggest thing to happen in Forks, Washington since Lewis and Clark stopped by to shit.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:42:38 +0000

This is the biggest thing to happen in Forks, Washington since Jed came in to town with his fancy AM/FM radio.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:41:57 +0000

This is the biggest thing to happen in Forks, Washington since they got a mailman.