TITS AND FIRE
11.17.08Bitch Slap recently released a new trailer (after the jump), this time with even more boobs and explosions. It also treats us to one-liners like, “Blow me, you psycho rugmuncher!” and “Ram this in your clambake, bitchcake!” First of all, why does he want her to blow him if she’s a rugmuncher? And how does a clam become a “clambake”? Do I even want to know? And wouldn’t a clambake be like a fishfry or a pig roast? How do you shove something into a food party? Then there’s this exchange:
“Your only purpose in life is to serve men and get their dicks hard!”
“Well, a girl’s gotta eat.”
Wait, so is she only getting my dick hard so she can eat it? This whole thing is just confusing. Look, I’m all for girls showing their boobs and blowing stuff up, but the double entendres need work.


Bitchcake? *slow clap*
BTK, which of you is micklovn at Youtube?
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Banner pic: “There can be only one!”
Bitchcake Clambake would be a good name for a band.
*Looks around for Jacktion!*
I’ll go on the record right now that any student of mine that hands in a paper with the title “Tits and Fire” will not only get an A for the course, I’ll white-out my name on my diploma and write in their’s.
That is the sexiest Mola Ram impression I’ve ever seen.
A girl’s gotta eat?
I better get there early so they have some horderves. :-(
“Your only purpose in life is to serve men and get their dicks hard!”
IT’S A COCKBOOK!
*hangs head*
J-you dropped the ball on the “Whores Devours”?
how does a clam become a “clambake”?
Ask Dr. Mengele.
I was unaware Filmdrunk had become a porn news site. While I’m not opposed to that, I’d have liked to have gotten the memo? Am I still an outsider or something?
Awwww, you brought Vienna sausages, JHC
Rot-Just be glad you don’t have Him in your class. You would be getting papers like “Ogres and Bestiality” or “Krazy Klingon Klowns”!
“Your only purpose in life is to serve men and get their dicks hard!”
Is it cool to plagerize if you have to write your own vows? If so, I can’t wait for my wedding.
Sexbomb and Psycho Slut? They’ve finally released a biopic about my ex-girlfriends.
Kevin Sorbo is the biggest boob of all.
I hope the first person to review this actually includes a nipple count because if it’s just cleavage, nice as it is, then this movie can go fuck itself.
Fek, I’d pay good money to get those papers. After a weekend of grading essays, I feel like I’ve been eye-raped.
This movie would be really awesome if it were only three minutes long.
It’s nice to see the chicks from Girls Gone Wild finally getting their shots at stardome they were promised in the bar.
Pay no attention to the extra e in stardom. My left middle finger was looking at the boobies and not focusing on the task at hand.
Did she mean to stick it in her clambake on porpoise?
57, there are 57 tits up there
Rot-just admit it, even if He wrote about raping your mother, as long as He used decent spelling, grammar, and sentence structure you would jack off to it.
I am concerned about the implied yeast involved in a clambake.
BTK, this made Him rofl (work safe):
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I can’t believe it took almost 20 years for them to rewrite Thelma & Louise for guys.
Tits and Fire was also the tagteam name of Ric Flair and Bam Bam Bigelow.
Fek, I consider the MLA guide to be a form of erotica.
Tits and Fire is the nickname for me and my husband. (he’s a redhead)
“Oh, Strunk and White, Ohhhhh”…..
Thats right, Rot, I heard you!
I can’t wait for Obama’s new administration and new secretary of state. “Tits and Fire” is much better than “The Bush Doctrine”….although I suppose that one would still be applicable.
Tits and Fire is what you get from the back room at the strip club. Tits being self-explanatory, Fire being gonorrhea.
Hey! That’s fucking nice! Once you post on the next page, you don’t have to chase it down from the main page. Vince DOES love us.
Fuckin’ Lesnar and his Gorilla sized fists!!!
New up forshak-hut dwelling, animal raping HaDiBah Qovlpathing yIntaghs!
am i the only one who giggled when he saw that the movie was rated DD ? like, in double D’s… you know, BIG BOOBS… because it’s about tits and stuff, eh… guys ? well, i found that funny…
…and then i realized, that there is no such thing as a PG-DD… fuck you and your complicated rating systems, in poland the movies can only be rated either “over 18″ or “for everyone”, and since they don’t show “aroused sex organs” in movies anymore, nobody gives a shit about that
…this is like a porn movie with no sex? So, hot chicks, everyone looking at their tits and no sex? I already saw that movie. I call it church.