11.19.08 THIS WOULD’VE BEEN A BETTER COMMERCIAL
Hey, remember that Brett Ratner commercial where he copied a scene from Risky Business with famous athletes and then explained the thought process behind it as if he’d just painted the Sistine Chapel? Well, some kids took a different approach and actually came up with a new idea, recreating an entire Guitar Hero song in the real world and reimagining it as a bike obstacle course - all insanely faithful to the game. As far as I can tell, the original source was YouTube user “madflux“.
In any case, pretty impressive. If you’re keeping score at home, that’s Kids with Bike and Videocamera > Brett Ratner. Similarly, Brett Ratner + Trannies = XOXO 3=====> - - - - - (_*_)
And yes, that was gay emoticon porn. Also, the circumference of Brett Ratner equals the square of pie over nachos.
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THIS WOULD’VE BEEN A BETTER COMMERCIAL
Judging by the depiction, Ratner was obviously receiving.
Camera under lip of my toilet > Brett Ratner
Dude, Vince. You’ve been hanging out with chodin WAY too much.
Those kids will never have what Brett Ratner has.* Still, cool idea for a video.
*Sex with trannies.
I could see myself doing something this creative if I were still in high school. Except I would’ve stopped to assault the girl on the bike.
“Car! Car! Dork on! Dork on!”
Well, at least we now know who’s going to eventually build Skynet.
He rides a bike? What a tool!
*rides off on vespa*
Dude, Vince. You’ve been hanging out with chodin WAY too much.
What can I say? He’s just a really good spotter.
{old woman walks up, hands unzip skin, as it falls off crappy steps out}
Hey fags!
These kids will never be
with thehalfmanthe man Brett RatnerhasisFuck J, I think I’ve been hanging out with chodin too much.
And you need a good spotter during auto-erotic asphyxiation.
I vote this was professionally made. But god knows, not by Brett Ratner.
I vote this was professionally made. But god knows, not by Brett Ratner.
I sort of agree, but that would’ve totally ruined the premise for this post.
I gotta admit, this is the cleanest video I’ve ever seen in which the still picture includes a teenager’s palm.
*knows C-Dog has been hanging around chodin too much because he smells like butt-secks*
This video is too long to be a commercial and too short to be a Michael Bay movie.
I’d like to see these kids ace Trogdor on Expert with those bikes
This is like the video I made with my Pogo Ball for Triangle Hero.
I’m not worthy. This was sweet. Love the kid nearly getting hit whilst lighting the streaks on fire.
This reminds me of the Super Mario recreation video I made. I basically threw a turtle shell at an Italian dude and then he fell off a cliff.
This kid rides a bike like I fuck. All over the place, never really hitting the right spots, but good enough to post on the internet.
All it took was a bong, a Sam’s Club card and several crates of twinkies for me to recreate Pac-Man.
Def seems professional, but any which way it is amazing. Great work. I am talking about the emoticon of course.
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