THIS MAKES MY BRAIN HURT
11.10.08
A while back FilmDrunkard Jared sent me to the IMDB page of Not Another Not Another Movie, presumably a spoof of those Seltzer-Freebird idiots. With no other info to go on and a cast list that included Chevy Chase, Burt Reynolds, Michael Madsen, Vinnie Jones, and Stuttering John, I assumed it was someone’s idea of a joke. Not so, apparently.
Chase plays a studio head who quits his floundering company, leaving his ex-con sibling (Madsen) in charge. Soon their equally inept gangster friend (Jones) takes over and assigns a production assistant (David Leo Schultz) to direct a spoof of spoof movies. Reynolds plays an actor playing the director of the chaotic film within the film.
Writer-director David Murphy’s “Movie” features cameos from actors playing themselves spoofing their memorable roles, including Richard Tyson (the villian in “Kindergarten Cop”) and Wolfgang Bodison (the young African-American Marine on trial in “A Few Good Men”). Ellie Gerber, Tim Piper, Jennifer Sciole and James Duval also star. [THR]
…So it’s a spoof of spoof movies, about a guy making a spoof of spoof movies, starring actors spoofing themselves. In the movie. I think. Michael Madsen was so confused by the idea that on the first day of filming he cut off Jean-Claude Van Damme’s ear and wrote a poem about it.
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*Sets earless cop on fire*
FREEBIRD!
Eight hundred wrongs still don’t make a fucking right.
I’m at a loss with this post.
Fuck a duck, Hollywood is about to implode
If Zod were in charge, this wouldn’t be a problem! But you wouldn’t listen to Zod, would you?
I’ll wait for the making of featurette, hosted by Ben Stiller as Happy Jack.
Eight hundred wrongs still don’t make a fucking right.
No, but eight hundred and one lefts do.
Only in the deep south and the state of Indiana, Rotty.
Shouldn’t it be titled, Not, Not another movie?
Oh, and Vincent… you should expect repercussions for failing to honor me with a Comment of the Week.
Kindergarten Cop?
J, about your sister’s new car . . . they didn’t find any of my gravy cakes under the seat? Did they?
WHOA! comma comma comma commachameleon you cum and go, you cum and gooooahoooo…
good luck gettin’ that out of your head in the next hour :-p
Chevy Chase?
Not to my knowledge, erswhistle. She lives on the same lake as my parents. Miss Melissa, not my sister. I mean she used to, my sister that is. Aw fuck it. Needless to say, I have seen her in person, Melissa and my sister, and she does not, in fact, fuck random strangers for funsies. Melissa, not my sister. I don’t know about my sister. I can ask for ya if you want.
Shouldn’t it be Not Another Movie Movie?
After all, there was only one Not Another (Teen) Movie, and that was the best of the “new breed” of spoofs.
“I’ll take this ear
and shove it up your rear
“Why?” JCVD will ask
It’s so you can hear me kicking your ass”
How about we just call it Not a Movie?
J, if Melissa doesn’t “fuck random strangers for funsies”, then I believe what you need to do is become something other than a random stranger.
Like a creepy stalker.
J-Bet you never seen her in the daytime!
Stuttering John?
Melissa Midwest’s business cards are just flesh coloured pasties.
Now, the people of Chevy Chase, MD have a suit pending.
Melissa Midwest’s business cards are aborted fetuses with a phone number printed on them.
Did someone say “creepy stalker”?
Fis….oh, this is second
This movie is a David Faustino role away from making sense.
I think I stand a better chance of learning quantum physics than understanding that synopsis
When asked to explain this synopsis, Steven Hawking was heard to say “whaaat thee fuuckk?”
also, my computer is missing the p and h keys, so its not my fault
New up, page 2ers.
The movie is actually a romantic comedy about a young man who works for a struggling studio that is so desperate it will do anything- and the anything is a spoof movie. We are actually poking a little fun at the studios that keep doing the spoof movies over and over again. This flick has a great story and will be something very refreshing and new for audiences when it hits the big screen. The title is exactly what it say’s, this is Not Another- Not Another Movie. You’ll get it when you see the film.
We have just begun post on this one, but it’s has exceeded out expectations in so many ways. I believe this will be the funniest movie of 2009.
A few corrections: the leads are Chevy Chase, Vinnie Jones, Burt Reynolds, Michael Madsen, David Schultz, Jennifer Sciole, Ellie Gerber, Tim Piper, B.J. Bales, and William Walton. There’s strong supporting roles from Ellen Albertini Dow, John Melendez, James Duvall, Wolfgang Bodison, Richard Tyson, Cassie Scerbo, Electra Avelan and Louis Mandylor.
The entire cast was amazing and delivered fantastic performance. There was just a special energy around our whole production. The audiences will be in for a treat.