This latest Funny or Die video imagines what a Variety writer “slanguage” (that’s “slang” and “language” – slang is already language, but hooray for combo words!) meeting might look like.  See, mainstream news outlets like Variety never let their writers express opinions or have any fun at all, so oftentimes, all that pent up creativity leaks out in one super gay spurt, like a play on words headline about Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Variety writers especially, love industry slang as much as gossip columnists love pointless alliteration.

Here they brainstorm new slang like “Vagina Web”, “Shitpit”, and “Ben Silverman-dering.”  There are multiple Ben Silvermans in entertainment (of course), but I assume they mean the co-chairman of NBC Entertainment, who, incidentally, is “currently developing a soap opera with the working title Without Breasts There Is No Paradise.”  I think Jesus once said that.  To some chick who was being a prude. Then he turned water into wine and pebbles into roofies.