
Kick-Ass is a comic book by Mark Millar which is being adapted by Matthew Vaughn, the director behind Layer Cake. Vaughn wanted to make something ultraviolent and faithful to the source material, but when he first took the project to Sony, they acted like total snatches about it. So he was all like “whatever” and raised $30 million for it himself. Newsarama recently visited the set and broke these first official stills of Aaron Johnson looking like some kind of gimp ninja.
For readers of the mini-series concerned that the Matthew Vaughn-directed movie will water down its violence, language, or dark tones, fear not. A recent trip to the Toronto set found a costume clad Dave defending a badly beaten victim from three blood thirsty attackers.
To further prove the film will stay faithful to its source material, the producers whipped out a laptop to showcase a sequence where the young Hit Girl cocks a gun in a thug’s mouth and systematically blasts her other weapon wielding adversaries through his cheek before somersaulting into an even more aggressive attack mode.
I’m pretty excited about this, but I admit it could just be a reaction to reading young girl, cock, thug mouth, and gun in the same sentence. Also, if she could gun rape someone, it’d really make my day.




I came at “gimp ninja”.
Gun rape is so much better when the thug is crying.
Mark Millar > Frank Miller, because he has more than 2 crayon colors
LiVance is so greedy.
The guy on the right is wondering how he just got his ass whipped by the gay ninja.
Apparently the Gimp Ninja is a Fuchsia Belt.
JHC, shut the fuck up.
Sorry. As Chicago stated best, that’s a hard habit to break.
The kid on the far left in the windows is using his Kempo stick too.
Add a chin dildo and you have my Friday night.
So I guess the dude from Tron leveled up and got out of the game?
Michelangelo just wants his shell and orange bandana back. Why they gotta make Michelangelo choke a bitch?
After he sold out and started working for Ratner, I think Jackie Chan is the most recognizable Chin Dildo, Merv.
Why does he have to wear the pipe cleaner-trimmed unitard he sewed in Grade 8 Home Ec class? I would be embarrassed if he came to rescue me.
T-Dub, I was trying to work in a “Fat Guy in the Tron suit” blast, but couldn’t put the pieces together.
I suck a puzzles.
hee hee. Al said Tard. Sorry guys, I’m having a day so disregard my ramblings.
JHC, shut the fuck up!
Wow, they post 2 pictures and it’s already more faithful to the source material than Wanted was.
That piping is a bitch to sew on straight. Or so I’m told…
The ninja get-up looks like it would chaff my boner.
He looks like he’s missing the dildo-nunchucks.
You guys know how the only way to defeat Airwolf was by a well aimed shot into it’s refueling probe? Gimp Ninja’s Achilles’ heel is placing your hand over his mouth to cut off his breathing. Nice outfit, mouthbreather.
Gimp Ninja throws ninja stars like a girl.
New up, for the fellas and dykes.
The guy on the right is about to say, “So…when you gonna suck this dick?”