
I was too busy running through the streets of Harlem yelling “Kill whitey!” last night to see this myself, but apparently there were some eerie movie-related coincidences in both candidates’ choice of theme music last night.
Consider: McCain left the Arizona stage to part of Hans Zimmer’s score from “Crimson Tide.” (This part, actually.) The 1995 Tony Scott film focused on a career Navy man (Gene Hackman), labeled a maverick by some, who is stripped of his authority and ultimately beaten by a young black guy, somewhat new to the scene (Denzell Washington).
Then there was Obama, who left the stage to the strings of Trevor Rabin’s score from “Remember the Titans.” The 2000 Disney/Bruckheimer joint followed an African-American coach who brought together whites and blacks to win a championship.
This is obviously more than coincidence, but is this genuinely telling? Someone chose these songs on purpose. [MTV]
I can’t answer that question. But if I’d been a campaign strategist, Denzell would’ve played Obama in all the commercials, with Morgan Freeman delivering inner monologue voice overs a lá The Wonder Years.
Also, and this is neither here nor there, but Robby the Republican Anteater is so upset he needs a hug (thanks to Brendan for that). Alternately, he could be Italian Anteater. “Ey, I’m fackin’ walkin’ heah!”


Then there was Obama, who left the stage to the strings of Trevor Rabin’s score from “Remember the Titans.” The 2000 Disney/Bruckheimer joint followed an African-American coach who brought together whites and blacks to win a championship.

robby the republican ant eater is remarkably similar to Johnny the democratic “whip it” celebrater.
In the Shire ‘whip it’s” are punished by penalty of 1000 tiny shaken fists.
IN THE ASS.
Actually it’s: [www.evilscience.co.uk]
OR, if he’s in a good mood:
[fuck-you-im-an-anteater.com]
Come over here Robby! And all other Republicans too!!
And, was LOTR just a huge metaphor for anal sex or something?
My office is predominately Republican. Like, Limbaugh-listening right wing Republicans.
It’s a bizarre atmosphere here today. It’s kind of like there is an alien marching band on fire walking the halls, but no one wants to look at it, talk about it, or acknowledge its presence.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Someone chose these songs on purpose.
No shit
MTVSherlock. If Obama’s music had been randomly picked by one of his staffer’s Ipod Shuffle, it would have played something by NWA, The Sugarhill Gang, or Loggins and Mussina.I’ll be a repub long enough for an Ebiz hug.
Frodo, you really need a hobby.
I blame Hip Hop.
Sigh.
That’s funny, my wife plays Hans Zimmer’s score from “Crimson Tide” once a month. Coincidentally, Green Day’s “Longview” plays in my mind at about the same time.
dude, how many hobbies are there for tiny people with missing fingers?
Answer: Few.
LOTR was a metaphor for proctologists, actually.
Oh sure, nobody picks music from Training Day…
But if I was Obama, I’d come out to some Jay-Z.
“Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Hov…”
I dont know Frodo, why not ask Shia?
The fuck is the last thread doing filming in fucking Detroit? Dollars to fuckin doughnuts that the Detroit Bourbon Street only resembles the real Bourbon Street in that it smells of urine.
*Pauly laughs to himself at “Coach Coon”*
Ralph Nader kept finishing his speeches with ‘It’s Rainin’ Men’.
I sleep in ONCE A YEAR people, where the f did all the noobs come from?
I go away for a week or two and come back to President Obama? Excuse me while I figure out how many employees I need to lay off.
Hey, I said that Erswi! Come over here and get your hug.
And by hug, I mean anal.
“is so upset the needs a hug”?
666 Gene.
FYI, that anteater was my avatar for a while… I can’t find it now, of course.
And by come over here you mean your face? Right? Write?
Yes, of course.
Seriously, I was surprised that Obama From a White Mama didn’t come on stage to “Let’s Get It Started”. Boy, that sure would’ve endeared him even more to me I tell ya.
*shakes head forlornly*
Gracias, Jack.
And just to let you know, there is no Bourbon Street in Detroit. But if there were it would smell of urine and desperation.
Actually I’ve been creeping filmdrunk since mangina was posting on wwtdd…
think of me as the creepy dude who spends all his free time in the parking lot across from your house smoking cigarrettes and trying to look like i’m not looking through the window.
Hopefully the presidency will be like Man on Fire. You know. The forced handgun sodomy.
That Jack! what a looser!
(plugs ears yells NYANYANYANYA}
After Bob and Tom went off the air this morning, the first song the radio station played was Dark Side of the Moon!!! Co-inky-dinky fucksticks? I don’t think SOOooo!!
Michael Crichton died.
I like it when people thank me for telling them that they’re wrong.
<== Here ya go Stoney. Copy it and let me know so I can change back to something stupid.
no way
I figured Chriton’s cancer made hime a Terminal Man.
That sucks…
Who’d'a thought after Bernie Mac, Chrichton would be Next?
It’s cool guys, I’m preserving him in amber. He’ll be back.
Too soon?
That’s the one, Crap – thanks.
I guess we can once again change avatars, huh?
The Timeline was set after he found he had cancer and starting Living in Fear.
I had to switch to an old account, Stone. My Craptastic/Diremutt one got Uproxxed.
<== He jokes about Mike because he is sad.
Fuck Mike!
(he may still be warm)
I think the litmus test of whether someone voted for Obama or not is if they like Coldplay, they like Obama. Those guys are so shitty.
So you think that over half of the country likes Coldplay?
Seriously, nothing else going on today? No news on the Farting Dog that we can throw up?
Maybe it’s just that over half of the country wants somebody with the foresight to recognize that our economy is in trouble.
Just a thought.
Thank Kahless! He made it in time!
Anteater caption: STELLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!
Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
Republicanraccoon? Lince, you be city folk, huh?
So when does Obama “legalize it”?
Me saying I’m gonna balance my checkbook and actually doing it are two totally different things. Just sayin’.
*gets off soapbox and looks for someone to make fun of*
He doesn’t, Fek.
Even if he was for the legalization if “it”, Congress would have to pass it first, and that’s not happening.
You can make fun of me if you want JHC, I didn’t get to vote for your Prime Minister.
New up! *suppresses laugh*
New post – with shirtless Statham!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1111!!
A Republican Raccoon may have saved the day for us.
Jack!-rly? Then why in Kahless’ beard did He vote for him? CURSE YOU, ALCOHOLISM!
It’s okay Al. It was a poor attempt at humor on my part. Apparently, Coldplay isn’t as shitty as I thought.
J-yes they are.