THAILAND’S VERSION OF AND1 MIXTAPE
11.26.08This is the trailer for the Thai basketball movie Fireball. Now, don’t just sit there wondering whether someone gets kneed in the face, it’s a Thai basketball movie, of course someone gets kneed in the face. Word on the street is that the trouble started when one basketball team stole a baby elephant the other team had sworn to protect.
Also be sure to listen for the Thai Linkin Park which fades in at about the two minute mark.
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Thai’s being kneed in the face? Wouldn’t kneed in the groin make more sense?
BANGKOK!
I always associated Thai Basketball with Jamaican Bobsledding.
Am I the only one that thinks the Thai are really fucking lazy? Look at their alphabet, it is just n and r in various different positions. Heard of a vowel you elephant fuckers.
I don’t want to be a killjoy here, but I just saw something like 14 traveling violations.
Fireball has already been nominated for Best Sound Editing and Guy Who Makes Punching Noises.
At least in Thai basketball, you can tell when the refs are involved in gambling on the games. They’re the ones with 2 fingers left.
Needs more Bodies Hitting the Floor.
The term “dropping the ball” got its start in Thailand because that’s when a male prostitute is no longer of any value.
I had Thai Fireballs with peanut sauce for lunch yesterday. My ass still hurts.
I can’t wait for the sequel, rnu` hTrvw ii: rnu` hTrvwer
(Thai Hard 2: Thai Harder)
I tried to start a Tie Basketball league once at the office…
If you go around saying Thai And1, you’re going to get a lot of puzzled looks and people asking you “what did we win?”
That looks a lot like that old game i used to play, NBA Jam? i could never get on fire though.
Thai Man Can’t Jump.
This totally ripped off Space Jam except for the Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny part.
Still not as good as the Best Basketball Film Ever: One on One with Robby Benson and Annette O’Toole (especially Annette O’Toole).
Donovan McNabb didn’t even know you could have a Thai in basketball
let the bodies hit the court. riiiiiim shot.
Final confrontation:
Clock counts down the final seconds of the game. 14, 13, 12…
Evil Thai Basketballer bites chunk out of basketball. Close-up of ball deflating.
Evil Thai Basketballer laughs: “Now your <> will be mine FOREVER!!”
Good Thai Basketballer looks from deflated ball to Evil Thai Basketballer with expressions ranging from shock to rage.
Close-up of clock counting down 7, 6, 5…
Good Thai Basketballer screams “You no more using basketball for hurting of village!”
Good Thai Basketballer leaps at Evil Thai Basketballer who is still laughing. Good Thai Basketballer shouts power-phrase old wise man taught him: “WRATH-TIGER KNEES OF JUSTICE!!”
The knee connects on the Evil Thai Basketballer’s chin tearing his head from his shoulders. The head soars though the air, deflects off the back board and through the net for three points giving the Good Thai Basketballer the extra point needed to win.
Time clock buzzes zero – Crowd goes crazy.
Close-up shot of Good Thai Basketballer kissing <>.
Fade to black.
Whoops, almost forgot – “Spoiler Warning”.
damn.
“” should’ve been “girlfriend/baby elephant/rec center”
I felt it started off pretty strong with that wicked awesome layup.