11.25.08 TERMINATOR HAS SOME CRAZY POSTER
Sony’s site for Terminator Salvation recently added with this crazy flash animation thing where an aerial shot of the city turns into a Terminator face with the tagline “The End Begins”. Hey, wasn’t it originally called “The Future Begins“? Make up your damn minds. Meanwhile, CHUD claims it’s more than just a flash animation:
It’s a flash movie on the Sony site (they’re handling internation distribution), but it’ll likely be a motion poster at your local theater.
Whoooaaa. I’ve never actually seen a motion poster at a theater before, but I assume they’re something like the roster pictures on Monday Night Football, where you think it’s a still picture at first until all of a sudden the guy blinks at you, at which point you realize someone out there actually decided video of a dude creepily staring at you was preferable to a photo. Anyway, cool poster.
In related news, the He’s Just Not That Into You poster has Drew Barrymore, Ben Affleck, and the guy from Entourage on it! OMG, it’s just like the collages I used to make! Except with less puffy paint.
[Second poster source = JoBlo]
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TERMINATOR HAS SOME CRAZY POSTER
I think by “motion poster” they mean one of those ribbed-plastic things from the 80s where the image changes as you tilt it. The future!
When will the fucking skull trend go in the bin with the wolf shirts?
The skull fucking trend, on the other hand, will never go out of style.
BTK4EVA!
Justin Long is on Entourage?
Simply put, we need to sterilize any and all people affiliated with the production, screening, distribution, and viewing of “He’s Just Not That Into You”.
Sterilize them with a grenade, that is.
Michael Bay must cry himself to sleep over not getting this movie.
Since I’m the only one here I’m going to whore my blog: This is the greatest shirt ever.
Greg Behrendt’s stupid book is the reason fat chicks try harder for my attention.
I like this poster because robots and posters are shapes.
I think the skull’s right eye is the Staples’ Center. No big loss there.
A+ Panda
boPa, that is excellent.
I like this poster because robots and posters are shapes.
Jack – my upcoming avatar (when I get around to making a new log on) is going to be a scan of one of the pages of my 6 month old’s ’shapes’ book. The top of the page says “Square” the bottom says “Die”. In between is a picture of a die (half a pair of dice…).
Really? You couldn’t think of a single other example of a square to put in a baby book that didn’t require printing the word ‘DIE’?
This is like those pictures thaey took of people over the years showing what drugs do to your appearance, except here, it’s the effect of douchebags on LA.
Movie posters that watch you? So is this like paintings in the creepy houses on Scooby Doo?
I’m just going to say it now — Cyber Club’s Lindsay is begging me for BTK.
Stoney, if they had put “cube” people might think that they were advocating gangsta rap.
It looks like google earth just raped my skull.
Robo, I have seen that shirt before.
In my wettest dreams……..
I’m impatiently waiting for California to break off into the ocean.
I made a poster very close to the one in the banner pic.
The only difference was that it was of me standing on top of a mountain of naked supermodels who all had my name tattooed on their right ass cheeks.
It’s glorious.
“The finish starts”
There aren’t nearly enough Mexicans in those posters for it to be Los Angeles. I call shenanigans.
“The closure opens”
“The culmination dawns”
“The termination inaugurates”
“The Swang-song kicks-off”
“swang” is a swan dong
The Climax Sprays?
“The finale initiates”
“The epilogue births”
“The omega alphas”
Fek, take it back asshole! Jennifer must live! Sure, everybody else can drop dead… well, somebody should preservde Scarlett’s byoowbz, as well… But Connelly must go on! Who knows, she might want to drop another ass to ass dildo flashlight scene!
“The coup de grace embarks”
“The Wipe Poops”
Poop is coming out.
“Introducing……THE CONCLUSION”
I like saying that during fuck-fuck
There are some happy motherfuckers on that Not into You poster.
They stole the title for “He’s Just Not that Into You” from an Asian porno.
In my world, the end begins about 5 seconds after I put it in.
What?! I’m talking about my dollar going into the soda machine…
This picture was taken over Compton. One year from the third picture, many of the southern buildings there will have gold roofs.
If it’s flash animation, why didn’t I see any tits?
So…you guys are still going to go to His blog, too, right? Guys? GUYS???
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Fek, shut the fuck up.
*JHC shuts the fuck up because he knows his place*
I actually had to look through the archives – picked February 2008 at random and then the “Muslims and Dutch be beefin’” thread at random. As if by magic there was a link there – to find a link to Fek’s blog because there was something i wanted to check out on it. Can’t for the life of me remember what it was i wanted to check out, and when i got there i couldn’t for the life of me remember what it was i wanted to check out. Thanks for nothing.
*Donnie shuts the fuck up as well*
Hey stupid fucking poster maker people! What’s with the stupid fucking cloud at the top left that doesn’t move for nine fucking years ya thin membraned yagoffs? Nice fuckoshop work there Apone!
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