SUPERBAD SEQUEL HAS A TRAILER
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Okay, it’s not a Superbad sequel, it’s actually called Adventureland, and it’s director Greg Mottola’s follow-up to Superbad, based on his own experience working a crappy summer job at an amusement park in the 80s. That it’s set in 1987 is apropos, considering Superbad is the most feel-good 80s style movie I’ve seen in a long time. It wasn’t always laugh out loud funny, but it always had that sense of fun that you got in movies like Ferris Bueller or Tommy Boy, where even jokes that didn’t make you laugh still made you smile. And yeah, maybe that sounds queer, but screw you, so’s your face.
Anyway, Adventureland stars that dude with the stupid hair, the timid chick from Twilight, my love Kristen Wiig, and Ryan Reynolds, who naturally plays “the handsome cool guy”. It must suck always getting typecast like that.

who naturally plays “the handsome cool guy”
I’m typecast this way too. It’s a curse.
When will they come out with an 80′s movie full of abuse, social awkwardness and self loathing, so I can relate?
{looks at Al’s avi}
Whadid I miss? Is that Donk?
No Crappy, it’s that guy from Double Dragon.
You missed about 3 pages in assorted threads discussing the virtues of my vibrator collection. So, basically nothing interesting.
As a collector you know you ggotta keep them in the origional packaging or they lose value.
Except in Japan, they pay a premium for used ones.
Most Carnie’s still think its 1987, so for all we know this is taking place in the future
If they didn’t film this at Adventureland in Des Moines they are D2M.
<——– Always plays “Guy who climbs up ladders and looks in windows”
Good for Moby.
I was in high school in ’87 and am telling you that the Jew Fro haircut should’ve been a preppie mullet.
<——— Always plays “Guy who rings up 900-number charges when staying over at a friend’s house”
Note to whoever saw Superbad and wished that the director would get cancer: please wish that I win the Powerball. kplzthx
*A very large explosion is heard, the ground shakes, and a giant wrecking ball comes crashing through the corner of the building. Dozens of people are simply thrown aside in the fray. As the dust settles, amidst the screaming and bleeding and despair, Stone Soup rides up on his bicycle.*
Hey guys – what’d I miss today?
<——– Always plays Steely Dan on the jukebox.
*reflects on how much he loved Superbad, thinks about how this movie looks good enough, raises middle fingers*
* Admires Stoney’s entrance… *
Did one of you guys BTK Chodin?
<—– Always plays “Guy who takes pictures of his package if you leave your camera lying around”
*sabotages his company’s network, goes to chime in on filmdrunk for the remainder of the day. Has nothing funny to say. Settles on*
Fuck you guys, I’m out.
Best things about high school from 87-91? Chicks wearing stonewashed miniskirts, big muhfuckin’ bangs, and caring about how they looked.
Worst thing about high school from 87-91? Being me. :-(
Nommy, email me, pig fucker.
Ah, to be ages 6-10 again…
*sigh*
When I was in high school, I had really big bangs. Meaning, I fucked the entire football team, the debate club, etc.
The more I look at the Twilight chick, the more I think she looks like a young Jennifer Connolly after a good eyebrow wax. Anyone know if we need a countdown clock on her or can I safely avoid having to register every time I move?
<——–always type cast as the the guy on the cast that types.
Like, I’d like to say that I’d bang the Twilight chick, but then I remember she was the little girl in Panic Room. She was just so much hotter back then.
Nude up. Not really nude though.
Just as soon as I finish with this pig. It’s our scheduled “intimacy day”.
Quit calling me that, nom.
Then quit telling people that we didn’t do it.