11.17.08 SEE DWAYNE ROCK THE JOHNSON

So does this mean Valince is changing his name to Abbot, or is it Costello?

The Mighty Feklahr had this really incredible dream where He saw Obama driving a steamroller, Jay Leno was singing “Great Balls of Fire” at a Naval Base, and He was married to Britney Spears! OMFK!

The Rock knows that Witch Mountain is on the corner of Candy Ass Lane and Know Your Role Boulevard.

Dwayne has a five picture deal with Disney, culminating with next Summer’s “Planet Unicorn.”

If my research* is correct, Witch Mountain should be littered to fuck with bobby pins.

*watching Looney Tunes

The Rock and Sock connection would totally PWN “Tits and Fire”.

Now if it was “Cameltoe and Fire”, it could have been Xpac and Kane…

This weekend I did a little bitch mountain!
Yeah boiz!! {manly man high five-a-thon}
I fucked my dog but goooood!

Wait, it’s called Race to Witch Mountain and The Stath isn’t in it?

This movie has no chance of being as awesome as it should be.

Forget which mountain, the more important questions is, which race are the sending there?

My log on worked!! Holy shit!

Also, where’s Vin Diesel? Anyone else want to bet even money he’s the damn bounty hunter?

The Mighty Feklahr just can’t seem to get a good “Bryce to Witch Mountain” joke going…

I want, very much, for his character’s name to be Gibroni.

Fek, I was meaning to ask. Did that Star Trek trailer give you a little wood? Did you get a little chub there my Klingon friend?

CAN YOU SMMMELLLLLLLALALALALA, how bad this is gonna be?

The Rock’s career has hit Rock Bottom.

You see, “Rock Bottom” was one of his finishing moves.

In professional wrestling.

The WWF

Which is now the WWE

{Stares blankly at uaPyl}

So once he gets there, will it be a Rocky Mountain?

The kids are being chased by a bounty hunter and the bounty hunter is being chased by Chris Hansen. Aliens Vs. Predator.

This is a rip off of my parent’s home movie of me crying and running across an amusement park when I was six. They call it Escape from Space Mountain.

{dusts off spot next to J’s spot in the corner}

Jor Rogen: Oh man! Silva is moving from a side mount and is gonna whitch mountain!

Vince is trying to set a post record, try to keep up.