Ahh, these are fun. First we had “Lord of the Flies meets Children of Men“. Then there was “the Blade Runner of Monopoly movies,” and of course, who could forget a “cold-blooded Free Willy.” Well today there’s a new bonehead comparison in town.
Warner Bros. is pressing “Control-Alt-Delete,” picking up the high-concept spec from writers Tim Kelleher and Danny Zuker. Bob Shaye and Dylan Sellers are producing through their Unique Features banner.
The concept is described as “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” meets “The Matrix.” Sarah Schechter and Jesse Ehrman are overseeing for the studio.
Uh… Wasn’t The Matrix already Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure meets The Matrix? Isn’t pretty much every Keanu Reeves movie Bill and Ted meets something? Hey, I have an idea for a movie. It’s kind of like Keanu Reeves meets acting school.
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Schindler’s List meets Benji
Whoa!
Saw meets Harry and the Henderson’s
The new Star Trek kinda seems like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure meets Star Trek.
On another note, Nestle is recalling some Lean Cuisine chicken meals because there’s pieces of plastic in them.
— Thanks to the FDA and the USDA for the tip…
It’s like Home Alone 2: Lost in New York meets Menace II Society
Bill and Ted meet a bunch of people standing still.
I’ve got an idea for a movie.
It’s kind of like Romeo and Juliet meets West Side Story.
Oh wait, I’m not allowed to make Shakespeare references anymore!
I want to see a movie that’s like Johnny Mnemonic meets the Lake House so I can get out a good cry.
It’s like Funny Games meets High School Musical.
Strangely enough, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure was Fast Times at Ridgemont High meets Back to the Future.
Why can’t anything cool accidentally land in your food, like psilocybin, or silver dollars?
It’s like Angels in the Outfield meets Gummo
I’d like to see Old Yeller meets Peanuts.
My favorite Keanu moovie was Bill & Ted meets Big Trouble in Little China.
Nowadays, everything Alex Winter does can be described as “Bill & Ted meets social workers”
It’s like Howard the Duck meets American Gangster
I’d like to see Camp Rock with the Jonas Brothers meets Friday the 13th.
I’d like to see Paris Hilton meet these guys I know who make snuff films.
I’d like to see The Abyss meets Torture porn. I’d call it “Sea Saw”
It’s like 300 meets From Justin To Kelly
I’d change my mind if this was Bill and Ted versus The Matrix.
a “cold-blooded Free Willy”? Wasn’t that “Orca the Killer Whale”? The one where Bo Derek gets her leg bitten off.
H’mm *rubs chin* High concept, eh? How about Die Hard in a high school with zombies. High School Visceral
I’d like to see Seltzer and Friedberg meet in the Thunderdome.
Hey Rob Zombie, How about a Musical that tricks us and scares the shit out of the audience with clowns?
It’s like No Holds Barred meets Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.
The Royal Tennebaums meets Dead Calm meets Jaws meets The Old Man and the Sea.
Grease + Ice Age = High School Popsicle.
It’s like Ishtar meets Empire Records.
It’s like 3 Ninjas Kick Back meets 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up.
It’s like Bagger Vance meets Who’s Your Caddy
It’s like Reservoir Dogs meets Men in Black.
A retired master car thief must come back to the industry and steal 50 cars with his crew in one night to save his brother’s life.
A manipulative woman makes a retired master car thief steal 50 cars with his crew in one night to save his brother’s life while they carry on a turbulent love affair in the American south during the Civil War and Reconstruction.
Gone With the Wind in 60 Seconds.
My lunch was like Seagram’s 7 meets 7-up.
Forget the first part of that.
A Walk in the Clouds was Keanu Reeves meets This Old House.
A former college football star turned FBI agent dances his way into a gang of streetwise bank robbers.
Point Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo
The Paul Reiser – Helen Hunt TV series finally makes it to the big scree with tons of celebrity cameos!
Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad About You.
Sexy competition must stay above 60 mph when Raquel Welch’s ambulance is the target of a mad bomber in…
Well, Mother, Jugs & Speed actually.
Jeffrey Rush and Clint Eastwood star in a road trip film about a disabled guy, his crazy uncle, and an orangutan. It’s called My Left Turn, Clyde.
The directors of There Will Be Blood have just signed on to do a series of Preparation H commercials. They’re happy with the title as is.
Keanu Reeves must stop a government conspiracy that could lead to the release of a weapon that turns everyone super gay in…
Daisychain Reaction.
A martial arts fantasy about the villain from Highlander being pursued by Master Li Mu Bai.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Kurgan.
Underclassmen was The Substitute meets Drumline. There’s no joke there, just stating some depressing facts.
A sequel to Teeth, only this time there’s a clique of girls with the surprising vaginas.
Mean Twats.
It’s like Halloween meets Madea Goes to Prison, but in 3D and the screen yells at the audience.
Steve Guttenberg creates an Ed Grimley robot that becomes sentient and befriends Ally Sheedy in Martin Short Circuit.
Say that reminds me….
*takes post-it with Daylight meets Phone Booth movie idea, tries to papercut his wrist with it*
A rebellious 50′s teenager bets his step-father that he can live on the streets of L.A. without the comforts of home or money, which proves to be tougher than he thought.
This Boy’s Life Stinks.
Hugh Grant portrays a pasta magnate in this moving biopic:
About A Boy-Ar-Dee
It’s like Jackass the Movie meets The Blair Witch Project.
A Cinderella tale about a reluctant young fairy’s taking over of the family wish granting business.
The Godmother.
New up!
Remember when Bill was a vampire? Yeah. I miss Bill. Alex Winter was so awesome with the Idiot Box etc. He was the more talented of the two I thought. So what the fuck happened???
Very Bad Things was Bill and Ted part ways with Weekend at Bernie’s.
How about this one?
Stop using the word retarded. Don’t you get that people with special needs having feelings? Do you think that your words don’t hurt or don’t you care?