Well folks, hope you had a good Thanksgiving.  As for me, I’ve taken nearly five shits since dinner yesterday.  And speaking of massive turds, here’s the trailer for He’s Just Not That Into You.  Okay okay, maybe it won’t be that bad, I just have a hard time seeing past Drew Barrymore and her stupid speech impediment.  On a related note, I think “Drew Burymore” would be a good name for someone in a goth band.

I’m reusing this picture of Will Smith and Celine Dion because I can’t be the only one fascinated by it.  Three words: Leather Hammer Pants.  Game over, man, game over.

Frank Martin’s (Statham’s character in Transporter) 8 Rules to Being Badass.  Of course, this ignores the number one rule of Jason Statham: Oy don’t follow fock’n rules, now doesn’ oy?  No shir’, no rules, innit, ya cunts. [ScreenJunkies]

Robert Downey on The Avengers: “If we don’t get it right, it’s really going to suck.”  Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.  You must’ve seen Fantastic Four.  Seriously though, he’s actually playing Sherlock.  [Filmonic]

The MTV guy asks Hugh Jackman about rumors that he’s gay – and shockingly, it turns out to be the least awkward interview he’s ever done.  Hugh Jackman seems cool.  You gotta respect a guy who feels the need to flap his arms for 10 minutes because someone used the word “vulture”.  [MTV]

A gallery of “For Your Consideration” ads – and no you’re not hallucinating, one of them actually is Mamma Mia for best picture.  That’s balls.  Also, I would do naughty things to Amanda Seyfried (like watch her go pee!).  [AwardsDaily]

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WB recently set up a For Your Consideration site for Gran Torino, and on the site you can listen to the entire score.  Of particular note is the last song, “Gran Torino”, which, yes, Clint Eastwood actually sings himself.  Now, to look at this picture, you’d imagine that his singing voice would sound something like a dying moose choking on rock salt, or Tom Waits getting an oatmeal enema, or Tom Waits getting an oatmeal enema from a dying moose.  And you know what?  You’d pretty much be right.  I can’t tell what the words are, but I think I heard him growl something about foreigners, or that nurse who keeps hiding his pills.

I’ve attached the song below, singing starts about 15 seconds in.

[Thanks to CHUD for finding this]

News out of Hollywood is pretty slow today.  On the other hand, Marky Mark peeing on a wall news is just beginning to heat up.  Look at that, you can see the stream and everything.  Caption of the picture on the left - all together now - “Say hi to ya motha fer me, alright?”

MORE LIKE MARK WALL-BERG, AM I RIGHT????  *slams head in car door*

In related news, I’m hoping I get a lot of mileage out of this “celebrities pissing” tag from here on out.  Fingers crossed for Anne Hathaway.

[via PopSugar, obvi]

Empire’s latest cover features Hugh Jackman - more like… Huge… Jacked-man, am I right?  Anyone?  Fine, I’ll just go out the way I came in… - along with a preview of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, which will have its first trailer attached to The Day the Earth Stood Still on December 12.  Maybe it’s just the lighting, but to me it kinda looks like Wolverine’s sporting a little adamantium down there if you know what I’m sayin, and I think you do.

“Who wants to get down on this MUTANT BONER?” I imagine him demanding.  “Come on, ladies, I know you’ve always wondered what’d be like to be with a man who RECOVERS INSTANTLY.” 
*mouths “CALL ME”, puts hand phone up to ear*
“F-ck! I stabbed myself in the head again!”