OH BOY, MORE BOURNE
11.24.08Universal recently made a deal with author Robert Ludlum’s estate for the exclusive rights to the Jason Bourne character and first look rights for any other Ludlum novels.
After the first three films grossed a total of more than $1 billion worldwide, U signed Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass for a fourth Bourne film that George Nolfi is penning. …The film will be readied for a summer 2010 release. [Variety]
Flame me all you want, but I saw Quantum of Solace over the weekend, and it was exactly what I was afraid of when they hired the stunt coordinator from Bourne: a bunch of blurry, shakey, incomprehensible action sequences. GARBAGE. This is THE WORST trend in movies out there right now. It doesn’t make it exciting to cut together a bunch of blurry whatsits like a hand shifting gears or a foot on the gas pedal. Action movies are in the details. If you just cut together a bunch of crazy closeups super fast and then end on a slow-mo of the good guy getting away or the bad guy dying, it’s insulting to the audience. It’s like telling us we’re on a need-to-know basis with the movie we’re watching. If you’re going to make it totally ambiguous as to how things happen, you might as well just cut to black and put up a title card that says “he got away.” Also, it’s half-assed. F-cking choreograph that shit you lazy motherf-ckers.
It’s not “gritty realism” either. The action in, say, Michael Mann movies or Training Day is infinitely more effective because it impresses upon you the gravity of violence by actually making you watch it. Kooky idea, right? It doesn’t create fake tension through cheesy editing and spastic camera work. F-CK SHAKEY CAM BULLSHIT. …In conclusion, I will be switching to decaf from here on out.


I’m too scared to comment.
A non-shakey Bourne movie?
You want a still-Bourne?
…
I blame MTV.
For everything.
I blame all the idiots who thought Blair Witch was some sort of masterpiece.
well said, lance.
I saw a free showing of The Blair Witch Project and demanded my money back.
Lincey-poo…did you double up on your Adderall today?
Now, in the category of “Flame Him All You Want”, The Mighty Feklahr contends that action movies like The Punisher (Tom Jane) and Blade:Trinity were decent because there were ACTUAL STUNTS PERFORMED.
Fuck this CGI bullshit, stuntmen in Hollywood need to feed their fucking families, too! You want to make me a “true believer”? Drop a guy off a fucking building and blow the fucker up! Drive that car off a fucking bridge and blow the fucker up! Give little Kevin his plain fucking cheese pizza and blow the fucker up!
You can’t just take a bunch of stuff, throw it together so that you can’t pick out any one element, overload the audiences senses, and call it completed work. Unless you like slipknot, then go ahead. BAD-FUCKING-ASS ya’ll.
I agree on all counts… and I’m tired of the same fucking argument you get from everyone on the other side… “it seems more real… It’s like you are there”… bullshit, God installed a fucking equilibrium in our brains to steady that shit… and that’s why they invented a fucking steady cam…. I don’t know about you guys, but when I get into a fight or if I am driving fast, I don’t shake my head from side to side and my eyes don’t zoom in and out… FUCK!!!
i thought the super-fast action shakey-cam shit was pretty dece in the first transporter…but it’s WAY overdone now. bat man year one made me freakin’ sea-sick. the last bond did the same thing…what a POS that movie is…
channeling a jedi master, i am…
*holds up middle fingers*
This is the best news of the day.
I feel like it sort of worked in Blair Witch because there was a rationale for it. In the last Bond movie it’s just the most annoying fucking thing ever.
I’m waiting for a director to include the best of both terrible worlds and shoot an action movie in which all the chase and fight scenes are shot in super slow-mo shakey cam.
SET THAT FUCKING STUNTMAN ON FIRE! IT’S WHAT HE FUCKING GETS PAID FOR!
I can’t wait for Bourne in East L.A., where Damon teams up with Cheech Marin and Daniel Stern.
i went with erin last thursday and about an hour before it ended we were both YAWNING. i thought they developed bond’s character very well, but sometimes you wanna just watch jack bauer kill a buncha bad guys…like last night-wait, what show are we talking about again?
Word.
I like that idea Donk… Hopefully it will be a porn flick… will seem more realistic to me anyway….
What? I thought we liked dead baby jokes!
Fine, back to Shakespearean references for me.
Holy hell! Is that BNE back up in this shit? How’s it hanging, nigga?
hix, does that mean they’ll get some high school kids to shoot the super action sequences like they’re making a sex tape? with the super-quick in-out zoom action?
hey erswi. good to see you too, love the ladies man avy…or whatever that mutant-lookin dude calls himself
Ridley Scott fucked up bad filming the action sequences in GI Jane. That was the first time I recalled a drastic zoom in/out swing the camera around action filming. I thought then, “Fuck this.” And he never did it like that again. By Gladiator, his next real action film, the scenes had returned to something complehensible. Then most films seemed to devolve into the current “What-the-fuck-is-happening?” shooting that is total rubbish.
The avatars are a bit smaller now but it is Heath as the Joker holding a Batman joker card.
I call him Bob.
I hope they call this movie “Still Bourne”
Yeah, but the action sequences will only last seconds, and they will be told it happens to all the directors their first time…
i’m trying to get a bitchin’ picture of grandmaster flash and the furious five to post as my av right now. and i was looking at jack’s av. when i said that. love the joker though. it almost looks like guy faux. ‘with sherry bobbin’s every day is like guy faux day’
bart simpson
I should read more often, but fuck reading and fuck Jacktion!
pauly, me lad. good to see you’re keeping out of trouble…i guess. and i assume you know ‘what happens when you find someone in the alps.’ with that av?
I meant butt fuck Jacktion!.
FUCK MIKE!
Greatest GMF&F5 cover ever . . . remove space from http
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You know it, Pops.
Oh, you got a 20 to spot? I’m fresh outta weed
Michael J. Fox doesn’t understand what the fuck you guys are talking about.
*grabs pillow and blankey, heads for corner*
{puts MJF joke back in pocket}
So VaLince, you would like more Christopher Reeve, less Chiuahuah cam?
All my home videos are shakey, only cause I’m ‘bating while filming.
Multi-tasker? You. Fucking. Know it.
What you didn’t see is that Bond and Villans had dildos gaffer taped to their domes.
Al’s vibrator armada have taken to film making? Huh…
*shakes head in wonder*
Fuckin’ technology just keeps gettin’ better.
You want to learn how to film an action sequence? Hard Boiled kinda dumb movie, but the 45 minute running gun fight in the hospital is totally worth it. Woo shows how it should be done.
Lance, you realize you’re watching these movies in Harlem, right? None of them are shot on shaky cam – the projectionist is getting mugged.
“have” or “has” orHAZ!!?
By the way, I’ve seen the story boards for this new feature. It’s primarily a bunch of fast scans of the interior of a small room – ceiling, floor, ceiling, wall, door knob, light, mirror, toilet paper dispenser – all accompanied by lots of groaning. The Bourne Constipation premiers in August 2010.
I think this all got started when an epileptic Key Grip on one movie had a seizure and there wasn’t enough money to re-shoot the scene. Then some idiots liked it, and some other idiots (studio execs) liked that they liked it and ran with this shit
In short, epilepsy has ruined action film for us all. fuckin twichy motherfuckers. Go watch a Chinese Cartoon, assholes
New up, tweakers.
I saw you slamming Nickelback in the Twilight thread JHC, you don’t get to think about my vibrator armada today.
The camera work has all been a buildup for The Bourne Epilepsy.
New up and I’m all about the Hard Boiled. Amen, Crappy. Amen.
The Bourne movies are generally excellent. The people responsible for the Bond movies ought to have had more confidence, especially after the success of Casino Royale, to try and innovate rather than just imitate.
I agree. The action sequences were fine in Identity, but for the other two it was insulting to the audience. I get it, it feels like we are part of the action and can’t figure out what exactly is going on. But every new action sequence after the first one offers nothing.
remember when you left the theater after seeing cloverfield the first time, and your friends were like “what did you think?” and you had to respond, “i don’t know what i thought of it, i spent most of the time with my eyes shut trying to keep from puking in my popcorn tub again from the motion sickness.” If it’s such an awesome trend, Bourne and QoS should have been shot by a HandiCam like cloverfield was.