Howdy, folks. Sorry for the slow down in posting this afternoon, things were hectic. And by hectic, I mean… hungover. Anyway, my apology, like all good apologies, comes in the way of boobs. This lovely young lass painted like the Bride from Kill Bill is Rhian Sugden, and the pictures come from The London Paper. I don’t know why they aren’t bigger. The people that run The London Paper are just dicks, apparently.
This is a different young lady I found on Flickr. She has great fashion sense, I think.
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hellooooooooooooo nurse
oh shit im back!!
*Michelle pokes at her right boob.
Why is that one bigger?!?
*hits girl in face with squirt gun, walks away with dignity retained!
I don’t understand how two whores had the same idea to use body paint instead of looking for a yellow biker jumpsuit. Is there some slutoween manual that I’m missing?
Those girls are just WHOREABLE!
Vance, you’re always funnier when you’re hungover. I recommend a diet of Caesars and celery sticks. Sadly, that blonde’s boobs have intimidated me back to the Statham thread.
And all this sexy sexiness has brought back the Cyber Club bunnies. Awesome. Especially when it’s just the PFC and Bex here now.
I like how she’s holding a copy of Kill Bill, just so no one actually thought she was paying homage to Bruce Lee in Game of death. I also like the boobs. I don’t like the lack of Onitsuka Tigers (Mexico 66). Either you do things properly or don’t fucking bother, okay? Sugartits?
If you’ve seen one set of boobs, you want to see every set of boobs.
She looks like her cooch would smell like a rotten egg left in a hot car.
I’m watching Naked right now, which isn’t all that sexy as it’s just David Thewlis ad-libbing his way through a Mike Leigh state of the nation despairathon. I’ve always wanted to see this, too.
The right one is bigger! I guess she just over-inflated it.
*pops tit with pin,hits girl in face with squirt gun, walks away with dignity retained!*
- fixed!
Where’s the blood? I can’t get erect without it!
She looks like she has the Five Pointed Palm Exploding Penis Technique down.
Bottom of the screen in the Uproxx garbage pail – look at the Adrian Brody pic, then say out loud:
“One bad actress – ahh ahh ahh. Two bad actress – ahh ahh ahh”
I heart boobs.
Jack!, you can heart boobs all you want, I fuck boobs.
I heart other things as well.
I’m very well rounded.
But also quite pointy in parts
HEY BEX!
Did you listen to HAZ yet?Why do I want to cut that bitches tits off with that sword, anyway?
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ANYWHO…Lince, this post may officially make you Man of the Year*!
(*in His morbid sexual fantasies)
I would ‘T’ before the ‘B’ then ‘K’.
I might hit it…
She’s missing Uma Thurman’s giant man hands. When Uma held the sword it looked like a retarded child wrapping his hands around a pencil.