11.14.08 STATH MATH: 1 PUNCH + 1 KICK = 1 CORPSE
After the jump, I’ve got yet another new clip from the Transporter 3. The Stath wanted to provide more commentary, and I worry that he’s wearing out his welcome. But look at that face. I can’t say no to that face.
Oi, Stafam ‘ere again. Oy’s heah ta introduce dis new clip from da Transpor’a paht free, now don’ oy? In dis one, some black cunt insults moy fock’n sazz wagon whoilst a fit bird Oy’s knobbin watches. An’ so Oy’s loike, Oi, don’ nobody insults moy fock’n sazz wagon, now doesn’ dey? An’ so oy giv da black cunt da stink oy. An ‘e sends over dese cunts ta troy an bash me. So oy sees dese ovva cunts comin, an Oy give em da first shot. An Oy’s loike, “Oi, if Oy wanted a pinch anna tickle, oy’d a called your mums, now wouldn’ oy?” An so Oy stahts bashin’ cunts, an frowin fock’n karate kicks an oww dat, an pretty soon da fock’n cunts is pretty well buggered. So Oy look ova at da fit bird ta see what she’s finkin, an oy kin tell she’s aww loike, “Oi, dat’s noice, but whoy ‘as you still got aww your clovves on?” An oy realoize she’s roight! Oy’m fock’n Jason Stafam! Oy don’ keep moy shir’ on whoile oy’s buggerin cunts, now does Oy? So den whoile Oy’s bashin’ da rest a da cunts, Oy staht takin’ moy clovves off, piece boy piece, dat way, boy da toime dere’s no more cunts ta bash, moy clovves will aww be off, an oy kin staht knobbin da bird straightaway. Pretty fock’n cleva, now doesn’ oy.
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STATH MATH: 1 PUNCH + 1 KICK = 1 CORPSE
I can’t tell if he’s playing swords or swinging pole in that pic.
I said this before, but I don’t think any one saw it:
1 punch + 1 kick = 1 corpse
That’s Stath math.
Is there a face in that picture? I hadn’t noticed.
The Stath looks like Randy Couture is he wasn’t my hero.
Internal Use Only - Indeed!
I make English goodly.
Look at his face, then picture him yelling “Snausages!” and tell me you didn’t laugh.
Jack, I’m stealing that for my headline.
Jack has been on fire this week - all hail
What’s with the fugly ginger? She’s ruining my Stath moment.
Last time I got hit with Jason’s pole I got a stath infection.
WOO!
I would like to announce my retirement.
This is an extremely awesome way to come back from lunch drunk.
However; I am unclear as to why he has not been introduced to wax yet?
There’s a little Stath in all of us.
You just have to take off your shirt.
Al, his chest hairs were straight, but were to powerful to get pulled out, so they just got curly like when you do the scissor trick with giftwrap ribon.
You’re getting new tires Jack!?
I keep reading that title as if George Thorogood was singing it. I fucking hate George Thorogood.
Peet-Between this and the Counting Crows stuff, you are on some MIGHTY THIN ice with Him.
1 punch + 1 kick + the splits + a shot from an automatic pistol = 1 corpse JCVD style.
That’s not far from my Christmas Party math. 1 Punch + 1 Roofie = 1 Good Night.
*John Wayne in a Devo Hat pulls up on a moped wearing ass-less leather chaps and a helmet with a giant dildo stuck on top.
“Hi fags!”
Hey Duke!
*Points over to Chodin’s dead-since-2006 cousin*
Help yourself!
Good evening John Wayne in a Devo Hat or should i say Thom Creed. *grabs John Wayne in a Devo Hat by the cheeks* “Remove that mask!”
*Pulls fist out of chodin’s dead-since-2006 cousin’s ass*
“Hey chodin, I think I found your kabbalah bracelet, wait-never mind. It’s just the small intestine”.
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