NEW WAYANS BROS MOVIE HAS NEW WAYAN
11.10.08
MTV just debuted this new poster (full size) for Dance Flick, in which the Wayans brothers have done the obvious and made a spoof of Savin the Rec Center movies. Sadly, Dance Flick isn’t nearly as good a title as Step Brothers, which was what I called Stomp the Yard.
“Basically, it’s ‘Step Up 2′ on the streets, and our Tracy Transfat character, who’s kinda like the big chubby girl from ‘Hairspray,’ got tossed into the air and lands on the car from ‘How She Move’ and blows the windows out, and so that’s the ending of the big ‘Step Up 2′ dance scene,” Shawn Wayans said.
While the style of the film will be similar in parts to the Wayans Brothers’ other spoofs, the name behind the camera won’t be. Well, not entirely.
Stepping into the spotlight is Damien Wayans — nephew to Shawn, Marlon, Keenen, et al — and a first-time director.
The brothers Wayans say Damien is every bit as funny as Damon Wayans, plus he has strong bones from drinking… Malk?
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Stepping into the spotlight is Damien Wayans
This is not a good omen.
Hey, the dancing baby. That’s relevant.
Its not just a dancing baby, its a dancing baby with Kayne’s magic sunglasses from 2 albums ago.
3 guesses who plays the fat white girl in this movie…. That’s right! Phillip Seymour Hoffman!
While I contend that In Living Color was far and away better than SNL at any point in it’s history, this is going to be worse than Don’t Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Gin and Juice.
Message!
If they don’t have all the black guys trying to fuck the fat white chick, I’m not interested.
More disturbing than this news is my educational post about nylon fibers that can be found at the end of the previous thread.
Or not. You’ll never know unless you look.
Quit living in the past, Stoney.
I’m pretty sure that Wayans produce asexually.
I’m going to start referring to myself as Biquini Steve 6,6
It’s refreshing to see a group of people making fun of their race’s stereotypical stupidity.
*tries to dunk a basketball and falls on ass*
Why can’t the Baldwin brothers get along and act together like the Wayans? WHY??!!
Stoney, that’s more than I ever wanted to know about Nylon fibers. You coulda just told me that Nylon makes for good gagging material and I’da been happy.
Rent is cheaper here in the past, Burnsy. Not to mention that the present kind of smells like cloves for some reason.
Wait, a white janitor?
So you still didn’t answer my question Stoney. Is that CEU in the bag or what?
Hey erswi, know what else makes for good gagging material?
MY DICK!
10:1 says at some point, there is a Mexican trying to teach a white girl The Hat Dance with a giant condom instead of a sombrero.
Anybody else see Fek playing quarterback over on WithoutLaughter today?
You see, white people make stupid spoof movies like this and black people make stupid spoof movies like this!
If there isn’t a white guy in blackface dancing the Jig, I’m not interested.
Not Another Wayans Brother From the Mother.
If Kavin Bacon isn’t teaching a dead Chris Penn how to dance, I don’t think I want to see this movie.
What is this movie going to be about? Scary Movie already had a scene with one of the Wayans being rolled into a joint and smoked by a giant marijuana plant. Where else is there to go in black comedy?
I wish we lived in the Matrix just so I could say, “No,” and these movies would cease to exist.
On the plus side, I do endorse the message this poster represents to anyone who’ll listen. Break dancing on your pregnant belly is fucking awesome!
WHOA! PAGE BREAKS! WHOA!
{bleeds from ears}
I think what the chick spinning on her stomach is trying to tell me is that even though there’s no chance of me knocking her up, that she’d still prefer I put it in her butt. I think.
Obama has created page breaks for Filmdrunk!! all praise to the Obama!!
JHC, You are correct. See? She’s giving you the #2 hand signal. Go for it, champ!
Tragedy struck the set after a simple missunderstanding when one man asked, “What’s that dance?” pointing to a gyrating black man.
“The Jig.” This comment was mistaken as a racial epithet and the man was stabbed in the balls with a sharpened toothbrush.
My hope is that there is a scene where two white people are trying to dance and they stumble all over each other and eventually fall down. Then the black lead says, “Pssh, white people be trippin’” and he makes a slapping motion in front of himself and c-walks away.
They’re in trouble if they expect to draw the fat white female audience, since most of them won’t go near anything involving Wayans.
::: /me hopes Lince addes a ‘Worst Pun, non-Jacktion! Division’ category to COTW :::
JHC, at first I thought you were referencing her position, but on second thought, you probably saw the very same thing I did. I’m like constipation. At first I’m dense, but once you get started, I’m just painful and bloody.
With a little bit of White Out thase posters could easily be made to read, Dance Fuck.
Sweet.
{Sniffs White Out}
Is it still an exclusive if you’re the only one [i]willing[/i] to release the poster?
Is “release the poster” a euphemism for a blog poster jacking off?
Cuz if so, I’m there, dude.
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In the future, being a Wayan is punishable by film school.
Everybody have fun tonight!
Everybody Wayan Chung tonight!
Dance. Flick. Those are two things that I love doing with my boogers!
I think the trend of calling black people ‘bruthas’ started with the Wayan’s, and some idiot didn’t realize they actually had the same mother
Anybody else see Fek playing quarterback over on WithoutLaughter today?
Yeah…FOR THE BROWNS!
Hey, neato! We got paged commenting back! Also, this movie looks pretty good.
I dunno, maybe it’s me…but every character in that poster seems to be asking for anal sex.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURST!!
Damien’s birth name was actually Damon Jr., but after three years of speech therapy, he kept pronouncing his th’s correctly, so they changed his name because he was a problem child.
@JHC: BONG!
Thanks Bex. I was feeling pretty bad about bumming hits off Pauly’s hookah.
Do.
NOT.
WANT!!!
FIST!!!!
Sorry homos, couldn’t resist.
Are the Wayanseseseses pissed off because Seltzer and Friedberg stole “Movie” from them, and now they have to use “flick”?
This doesn’t sound quite as funny as the other movie they were working on. It was a parody of the Wisconsin lifestyle called Dairy Movie.
DANCE FUCK!
DANCE MOViNG PiCTURES!
The engineer in me is very concerned about the damage to that load bearing trussed strut and the decline in the structural integrity of the elevated structure.
Cuz I’m a geektard.
Just looking at that poster is pissing me off.
Blechh.
The Wayans are just like the sores on my penis, the flare up every once in a while, but as long as I ignore them, they don’t bother me too much, just the women I sleep with.