A slew of new Watchmen (trailer here) character posters have hit the web and they’re a lot like the Spirit character posters from a while ago, except about ten times cooler. My favorite is Malin Akerman as Silk Spectre. “I am used to going out at 3 am and doing something stupid,” she says. I’m not sure they should be promoting that kind of lifestyle. I would suggest adding “Sometimes I find condoms in my shit,” to make it more of a cautionary tale.
Hey, is that a Bat Liger?
Additional Dr. Manhattan poster courtesy of this guy.
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“I am used to going out at 3 am and doing something stupid”
Taco Bell – Open all night.
That bat-liger bears an uncanny resemblance to Siegfried.
Just sayin’.
Rorschach looks like a bad guy. No, wait! He looks like Dick Tracy taking a dump!
Man, this is hard.
Rorschach had a bad childhood. Luckily, he blotted it out!
That blone haired dude is putting in a good showing for “gayer costume than gay black superman in tevas” award
Rorschach sure has come a long way from being the nerdy guy on Welcome Back, Kotter.
*poster of a fat guy with red chucks, blue jeans, and a punisher t-shirt*
I ate three frozen burritos last night, and all I got was this lousy case of sharts!
Silk Spectre was in line to meet Robert Pattinson too?
blone = blonde… or does it?
So she fucks retards, who are we to judge?
Bat-Liger = Roarschach
Is it just me or is Ozymandias’ whole costume reminiscent of Batman and Robin?
Mask? Check.
Nipples? Check.
Unfortunately, not even the Watchmen could save the funnel cake vendors from the Twilight fans.
Is that RDJ with the flamethrower? I know he likes his crack, but that’s just overkill.
I had my own superhero team in the 80′s. We were the Swatchmen.
You can’t call it Bat-liger Vince, unless you’re trying to get sued by a Kazahkstanian mayor somewhere.
I called the guys my mom dated the Letsplaycatchmen.
I’ll get killed for this, but I’d rather watch a video of you guys running around in your underwear with capes safety-pinned to you earlobes than watch Watchmen.
Silk Spectre fucks a walking blue a-bomb. What the hell can she possibly do at 3am?
“Dr. Wasilla” also has blue skin and a circle in his forehead–but he’s just the town gynecologist with no short term memory and a poor sense of direction ever since he tried to measure Palin’s reflexes by tapping her clit with a hammer.
*Checks box in basement marked “Childhood VHS”*
JHC!
*Comes out of bathroom*
JHC!
“Sometimes I find condoms in my shit,”
I laughed so hard I peed a little.
{Blows kiss at VaLince}
I love you man.
This should be more successful than Bret Ratner’s “IliketoWatchmen”, which is about a peep show aficionado who runs out of quarters.
*hears knock on door, in steps Chris Hansen*
Oh, hi. No, I meant as adults. Kids running around with capes is horrible to watch. They trip over them constantly, which totally kills my stroke. Er, I mean…you want a drink or something? How about that game last night?
No capes, but I may be able to provide you with toga footage one of these days, JHC. Why are all you fags at work today?
Even though I like Gubment cheese Al, I don’t work for them. The Man says I have to work.
Happy Veterans’ Day, btw :)
I told my office I was going to be late because I needed to go to the DMV, then it was closed, and I was early for work, and now I hate veterans.
Thanks Al. Sorry Doc. I’m sure all the rags that work in the DMV were Vets, so they deserve the day off. What a fuckin’ crock.
“Go get buttfucked by a homeless man.”
-Mom
I’m a veteran of D&D warfare, but the government doesn’t seem to give a shit.
New up.
new up