Baked Badger is, like, hella stoked for this movie
Pixar released a new teaser trailer for Up over the weekend, and though I still don’t really know what it’s about, I still don’t really care. I just want to taste the colors.
I also recommend watching it in HD over on Apple.
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If it’s about cub scouts, count me pantless!
Baked Badger framed his Diploma from the James Franco School of Acting, Summa Cum Laude.
And why the fuck wouldn’t he.
Talking fish, talking toys, talking cars, living machines… and I still think a house that is lifted by thousands of balloons is the dumbest things Pixar has ever done.
About fucking time we had a badger.
Hey, Lance, I have an idea, why don’t we have fully naked girls on the banner ads? That way, I’ll be just as ashamed and nervous about having this window open on my computer but it will cause me ever greater levels of sexual angst and ultimately lead me to conspire about how I can masturbate in an office bathroom that is full of poop smells! Get on it.
This will make a gazillion dollars, because like my dick, everything Pixar touches turns to gold. (I have the Midas Crotch)
I really like how Pixar, through the power of animation, can make black people look friendly.
For the nth time, I have zero control over banner ads.
Badgers are only vicious when you tell them that they have Dumbo ears or if you happen to be within 100 yards of them.
Badgers are pound for pound the meanest, nastiest, angriest motherfucking animals ever.
That’s not what Uproxxx said last night…
Lince, any chance we can get Klingon banner ads?
But J, if anything Bugs Bunny taught me is true, then Tasmanian Devils are the meanest critters! I guess he was wrong, which means that hunters aren’t gooofy retards wearing flannel
wait…
Wait, Vince, you dont control the universe? Whoa, I have to lie down now…
WE DON’T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!
Alternate banner cap: Once again, “18″ stands between a man and his dream.
Rock, Tasmanian Devils can be calmed with a corset, voluminous breasts and red, full lips. Badgers can only be calmed with three or four 12 gauge shells.
That kid is so lucky. He’s on his way to earning his Aviation Pioneer AND his Putting-Up-With-Old-People merit badges!
J, or the majority of teams in the Big 10.
So.. does that make me a Tasmanian Devil then? Because I’m pretty sure that calms me down too….
On the other hand, the 12 gauge would have similar effect…
Now listen, don’t go poking that thing with a stick. A dee bidee dee bidee dee!
Wait a minute though! If personal experience has taught me anything, is that if that Badger is baked, he truly is harmless! I mean, did James Franco ever hurt anybody?
Is it just me, or when that old man opened the door did he say “Awwww Jews”. Is this a Nazi sympathizer movie? That guy looked like he could have word at a Death Camp.
For the nth time, I have zero control over banner ads.
Then why do I keep getting banner ads for Dr. Scholl’s ‘Giant Thumb Cream’?
Badgers can only be calmed with three or four 12 gauge shells.
Take me, you beautiful man!
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GRRR…AXE BODY GEL!!!