Duplicity (trailer after the jump) stars Julia Roberts, Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, and Tom Wilkinson, and comes from Michael Clayton director Tony Gilroy (“H.W. calls it Michael Gay-ton. That’s a burn”). Judging by the kooky horn music, it’s some kind of screwball comedy, and Clive Owen and Julia Roberts are a spy couple.
What would it take to live like this?
20 million dollars?
I was thinking more like 40.
So what do you have to do to make 40 million dollars?
Well, you could always just have Julia Roberts’ character go undercover as Julia Roberts like in Ocean’s Twelve. Goddamn that was f-cking stupid.
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Not enough carrots.
What would it take to live like this?
$1.50 and some envelopes.
What would it take to live like this?
50 cents and a Jawbreaker
Can anyone explain how Julia Roberts still gets leading roles in movies while talented younger women like, oh, Lindsay Lohan, have to make their living as lesbian prostitutes? Sure, “Julia Roberts is a recognizable name performer,” but so is Carol Channing and nobody’s lining up to hire HER.
Julia Robert’s original headshot had the caption “Why So Serious?”
Julia Robrt’s original headshot was a marble bust…
She then updated it with some hyroglyphics carved into King Tut’s tomb…
What I’m saying is that she is old. Really old.
Julia Roberts is that advanced marionette technology that’s out there, but no one is talking about.
What would it take to live like this? I don’t know, maybe the help of a Nigerian banker.
*checks email*
EUREKA!!!
That dude used to be an M16?
He really is a master of disguise!
Julia Roberts’ toothbrush can also be used to scrub your vehicle at car washes.
So what do you have to do to make 40 million dollars?
Well, you could ask the Mormons to support the passing of Prop 8 twice.
It looks quite good actually but I think Clive is trying to be a bit ‘Brosnan’…
Julia Roberts will be playing the Grandmother of Ethel Rosenberg in this one.
Alternate title: Spy Kids 4: Meet Your New Mommy
Is it wrong that I like the idea of Julia touching other women’s panties? She ought to sniff them, or ball them up and put them in her mouth…
“So what do you have to do to make 40 million dollars?”
Well, if you’re Julia Roberts, the answer is “Appear in a couple of hit movies in the ’90s and then capitalize on that for the next 20 years.”
Looks like Clive’s going for a sequel to one of his big roles. Desperate to repopulate, he mistakenly picks a woman way past her prime. Children of Men(opause)
What if Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts had a kissing battle? Angelina’s lips probably have the edge for suction purposes, but Julia could swallow Angelina’s whole head without even unhinging her jaw.
If I were Clive Owen, looking to make 40 million dollars with the help of Julia Roberts, I’d kill her and start my rap career in her honor.
Nice MIZ, nice. I can’t follow that now.
*returns to corner, finds fingerpaint, eats it*
Call this “Erin Fuck-a-bitch” and I’m in.
Donk, shut the fuck up.
Michael Gay-ton? I don’t get it…
Ohhhh, because Tilda Swinton has a penis. Nice one.
Elsewhere, Duplicity, Turkey is really fucking pumped they’ve had that lawyer on retainer all this time.
I thought ‘Duplicity’ was going to be a prequel to that Michael Keaton movie.
‘Beetlejuice’ yeah, that’s the one.
“We’re gonna to eat a dolphin.”
Say what you want, but Julia Roberts can easily carry three bowling balls.
I always play kooky horn music and look at pictures of clows when I wankify my dood lever. Makes me last longer. And it keeps my hand from saying things like, “Well, at least one of us enjoyed that.” Fuckin cunt of a hand.
Also, J, yeah, fuck Tim Kring.
I’m gonna remake Julia robert’ face and put it on the front of my truck and drive around terrorizing people.
Jesus Christ, Crap. I’d forgotten I said that.
New up, duuuuuudes
I watched the last ep last night on DVR, and have decided that, with the direction thay’re taking that show the last two seasons, I’m about 20 years to old to tolerate it anymore.
WURD