MORMON LAND JUST GOT BLACKER
11.21.08
If there’s one thing good that came out of the death of Rudy Ray Moore, it’s how many of us watched the tribute clips from his old movies and went, “Damn, there should really be more movies like that.”
The makers of Black Dynamite apparently had the same idea a long time before the rest of us, because they’ve made a movie that looks like it could’ve/should’ve been a Dolamite movie, and it was recently selected for the 2009 Sundance Film Festival. After the jump I’ve got the new red-band trailer. And this is a real red band trailer, with violence and boobs and everything. This looks… so… awesome. And it’s premiering in Mormon country? In the words of Tracy Morgan, somebody gone get pregnant. Ahh, Tracy Morgan. He truly is “the oo-chow.”
(Brief nudity at the 26 second mark, if you’re a prude like that)
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Way down in the jungle deep . . . bad ass monkey stepped on an elephant’s feet!
Also, this looks to be the
GREATEST. MOVIE. EVAR!
*for black peoples.
HEY! This was the movie blog that “won the Oscar for keeping it real” yesterday.
I had a collection of Dolomite once. It was confiscated by US customs when I was returning from a vacation to Hungary. I brought it there in case I met any Hungarians who had never seen sedimentary rock before.
Filmdrunk + Tracy Morgan + Glen = SHARK WEEK.
Man, gotta get me one of those $100 suits.
Please God, pleeeeaaaase let this motherfucker have a cameo.
Safe for teh work. I’m sure you’ve all seen it, but anywho-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIvWASpK9aQ
If there is any justice in this world, Afro-ninja made millions from that.
Or at least enough to cover the hospital/plastic surgeon bills.
Banner pic cap: Invizibul Kunt Punch
On the wall next to the china scribble posters are castings of this dude’s tumescent dick.
This guy is obviously all muscle and no technique. I think you’re awarded your red belt for putting your gi on without help. Pussy.
There’s an afro in da dojo!
You know you make me wanna, DURST!
Throw my hands up and DURST!
If Filmdrunks ran ChaCha;
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I see my Durstyness was premature. I guess I should be used to things being premature by now.
First set of photos up on FB for friendses only.
Erswi, those are adorable. Unfortunately, they look just like you.
Tell me about it. Poor bastards.
SO CUTE!!! You are gonna have so much fun!
I gotta wait until I get home…
…IT NAZIS!!!
I miss the way babies smell. It’s not the same when you put Baby lotion on your dick. :-(
Way to go Ers! Well, tell Momma way to go.
My dick smells like fear and regret.
You can smell your own dick?? *whispers “call me”*
You mean not everyone can?
*stands a little prouder*
Can’t decide, vote on my reply;
A) It’s not because it’s big, I had a few vertabre removed so I could suck it myself.
B) Well, ya gotta get scared or have a laps in judgement to ride my johnson.
C) {Calls chino, breaths heavily into receiver, chickens out on spitting weak ass game, cries and masturbates}
D) Call you what? {makes retard hand motions} duuuuurrrrrr!
Fuck you! That’s how they spell vertebrae in California!
…and lapse…
uh, my keyboard is broken…
…and breathes…
WTF?
I think you need a pissboot STAT.
C-Dog, I’m voting D
My dick smells like the frozen foods section at Target.
You know what would be awesome? A Black Dynamite t-shirt.
I think the Mormons will regret not easing into this by casting Karl Malone in the lead. Because once they go black…
Hopefully that orgy will ease tensions a bit if they believe it’s a show of support for polygamy. They’ll probably have to dub over “the rest of the bitches” with “my other wives”
“I fucked those bitches and they gonna ask ME for cab fair!?!?! Don’t they know i’m Black Dynamite, the vigilante sodomite, motha’ fucka’!”
Praise black Jesus!
I wore my Black Dynamite T-shirt to last week’s klan meeting. Everytime I heard the ‘N’ word, I made explosion sounds.
This looks awesome.
Just when I thought film was dead. Eat your heart out Tarantino (f@#%in’ hack).